230 Hilariously Awkward Pick Up Lines

In the world of dating, pick-up lines can be a fun and cheeky way to catch someone's attention. These one-liner icebreakers are meant to spark a conversation, hopefully leading to a deeper connection. They can be smart, cute, naughty or even downright cheesy, but the best ones are those that manage to touch the right chord that gives you that desired attention.

However, there's always another side of the coin where the pick-up lines are not just corny but can veer off right into the land of cringey and awkward territory. The ones that make the person on the receiving end squirm with discomfort or simply evoke an exasperated eye-roll? Yes, those! Let’s delve into the world of these awkward pick-up lines and explore what makes them so memorable, despite their intended charm falling way short of the mark.

Funny Awkward Pick Up Lines (2024)

Let’s kick off this hilarious journey into the realm of awkward pick-up lines with a solid dose of humor. Yes, they might not win you the heart of your interest, but they will surely tickle a funny bone or two. Not only will they serve as an ice-breaker, but they may also leave a lasting impression for all the wrong (yet funny!) reasons. Brace yourself as we dive into a list of unique, funny awkward pick-up lines.

• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you."
• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Can I follow you home? 'Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "Do you believe in fate? Because we've met in my dreams."
• "Are you an alien? Because you've just abducted my heart!"
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."
• "Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Are you today's date? Because you are 10/10!"
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!"
• "I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
• "Pardon me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Do you have a compass? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Is your body made of copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!"
• "Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us."
• "Are you an appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."
• "Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
• "Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."
• "Are you a pizza? Because I want a 'pizza' you."
• "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Are you an angle? Because you're acute-y."
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."
• "Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day."

Cheesy Awkward Pick Up Lines (2024)

In this romantic comedy we call life, there are pick-up lines that hold a certain, irresistible charm. Then there are those that are so cheesy and offbeat, they pave the way for uncomfortable silences and awkward laughs. Let's wind down the path of hilarity and high cheese quota, as we list uniquely cheesy awkward pick-up lines, in all their glory.

• "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you're Cu-Te!"
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence."
• "Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Did you just come out of a furnace? Because you're hot!"
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Are you a piece of art? Because I'd like to nail you up on my wall."
• "Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more."
• "Are you an alien? Because you've just abducted my heart."
• "Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
• "Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day."
  20."Can I borrow your cellphone? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Can you catch? Because I think I'm falling for you."
• "Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight."
• "Are you a banana peel? Because I'm falling for you."
• "Hey baby, do you believe in fate? Because I think we've met in my previous life."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
  26."Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."
• "Are you my keys? Because I've been looking for you all day."
• "Are you a loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Are you a tornado? Because you're spinning my head right round."
• "Hey, do you know what would look great on you? Me."
• "Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!"
• "Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack!"
• "Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."
• "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."
• "Can I take a picture of you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?"
• "Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other!"
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us."
• "If your heart was a prison, I'd like to be sentenced for life."
• "Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

Awkward Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2024)

Navigating the world of online dating can be a whirlwind of swipes, emojis, and trying to stand out from the crowd on platforms like Tinder. Sometimes, aiming to catch someone's eyes can results in us coming up with pick-up lines that are more awkward than impressive. Here, we present a list of awkward pick-up lines for tinder guaranteed to bring a smirk or a groan - or possibly get you unmatched!

• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is about to take off."
• "Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you are a snack."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."
• "Do I know you? Because you look like my next mistake."
• "Did we just share a moment? Because I feel you swiped right."
• "I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."
• "Our love is like dividing by zero — it simply can't be defined."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've just had a meet-cute."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "I must be a beaver because daaaaam."
• "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Loving you is like breathing—I just can't stop."
• "Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "Sweet thing, you make my heart skip beats and not in a cool hip-hop kind of way."
• "My love for you is like pi, neverending."
• "Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless."
• "If I was an octopus, all my 8 hearts would beat for you."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
• "Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koala-fications."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "Are you an alien? Because you've just abducted my heart."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "I must be lost because heaven's a long way from here."
• "If your heart was a prison, I'd like to be sentenced for life."
• "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
• "On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting out of bed only for food delivery."
• "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."
• "Your body is 70% water…and I’m thirsty."

Cute Awkward Pick Up Line (2024)

When attempting to win someone over, the use of a cute, although awkward, pickup line can be a light-hearted way of expressing interest. Endearing as they may be, they can often leave the user in an awkward situation if the humor falls flat. So, brace yourself, because here come cute awkward pickup lines guaranteed to make your crush giggle, or maybe just scratch their head in bewilderment.

• "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven for causing an angel sized hole in my heart?"
• "Are you my car keys? Because I've been losing my mind over you!"
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I cannot erase you from my mind."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Did you just yawn? Because you made my heart skip a beat!"
• "My lips are like Skittles. Care for a taste of the rainbow?"
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
• "You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile."
• "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because 'FINE' is written all over you."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."
• "Can you catch? Because I think I'm falling for you."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!"
• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine."
• "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
• "Do you mind if I walk you home? My app says that I should follow my dreams."
• "Are you my phone charger? Because I can't live without you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest."
• "Are you made out of grapes? Because you are wine-derful."
• "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm 'feline' a connection between us."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Are you the ocean? Because I'm lost at sea."

Awkward Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

It's only natural for a guy to want to make a great impression when he meets someone he's attracted to. But when that first introduction lands flat, the reaction can quickly shift from interest to disbelief. Welcome to the realm of unrefined courting technique we commonly know as awkward pick-up lines for her. Here are forty such lines that may instead elicit raised eyebrows and awkward laughter:

• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Your body is 70% water… and I'm thirsty."
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you."
• "You must be a broom 'cause you just swept me off my feet."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Can I follow you home? 'Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you are a knockout!"
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for."
• "You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've just collided."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Are you a beaver? Because dam!"
• "Is your daddy a baker? Because you're a cutie pie.”
• "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber."
• "Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.”
• "Do you believe in aliens? Because your beauty is out of this world."
• "Your dad must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "You must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Did we go to school together? No? Well, it must have been in my dreams."
• "Did you smile at me or am I just starstruck?"
• "You must be a sea turtle, because I’m lost at sea."
• "Your eyes are bluer than the ocean. And baby, I'm all lost at sea."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you are a masterpiece."
• "Do you have a map? Because I've lost my way into your heart."
• "If looks could kill, you must be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."

Awkward Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

When aiming to pique a man's interest, a clever and flirty pick-up line is often the go-to approach. Especially with a dollop of humor, you can create a memorable first impression. However, there are those few statements that might cause more awkwardness than attraction. Here, we bring you such Awkward pick-up lines for him that fall into this amusing yet cringe-worthy category:

• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. But it seems 'N' and 'O' are already together."
• "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I am feeling a connection."
• "Is your dad a boxer? You are a total knockout!"
• "Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
• "Are you a cornfield? Because I am stalking you."
• "Are you a parking ticket? You've got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you at first sight."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've met in my dreams."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you an alien? As you have just abducted my heart."
• "You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!"
• "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in."
• "Are you a magician? When I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Can I tell you your fortune? It says you will be with me."
• "If looks were killers, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty."
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t erase you from my mind."
• "Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
• "Excuse me, do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material."
• "You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line."
• "Can I tie your shoe? Because I wouldn’t want you to fall for anyone else."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we 'Mermaid' for each other!"
• "Do you have a sunbeam in your pocket? Because you are lighting up my world."
• "Is your name Bill Gates? You've got a monopoly on my heart."
• "It must be a day off for heaven, because an angel is here on Earth."
• "You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
• "You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type."
• "Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for."

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Conclusion

To wrap things up, even the most awkward pick-up lines have the potential to crack a smile or spark a conversation. After all, laughter, even if it's due to the sheer absurdity of the line, can be a great conversation starter. It's all in the delivery and timing, and a dash of self-aware humor certainly wouldn't hurt.

But remember, the best pick-up line is always authenticity, respect, and genuine interest in the other person. So, while it's fun to explore these awkward lines, let's not forget that the best connections are built on sincerity and mutual respect, and not on recycled one-liners, however amusing they may be!