255 Disgusting Pick Up Lines: Yikes!

Being single can be quite a challenging experience, especially in the world of dating where the first impression is everything. However, when it comes to laying on the charm, some individuals really seem to miss the mark, turning to pick-up lines that can be downright crude, inappropriate, even disgusting.

If you think you've come across some bad ones, buckle up, as you are about to venture into the crude realm of the truly distasteful. Welcome my friends, to the cringe-worthy world of the most disgusting pick-up lines ever spoken (or hopefully, not). From inappropriate innuendos to remarks that are just plain rude, these one-liners will leave you more nauseated than love-struck.

Funny Disgusting Pick Up Lines (2024)

Ironically, pick-up lines categorized as 'disgusting,' can produce more laughs than romantic connections. It's as if these poorly thought-out phrases exist purely for their comedic value, transforming an awkward situation into an unexpectedly hilarious one. So, let's explore these groan-worthy funny Disgusting pick-up lines guised as humour. They will simultaneously make you laugh and cringe, reminding you of the curious conundrum that dating can be. Brace yourselves; humor is truly subjective!

• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!"
• "Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!"
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams."
• "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'FINE' written all over you."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"
• "Baby, are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."
• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "You must be a magician, every time I look at you; everyone else disappears."
• "Are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "Is your name Google? Because you got everything I’m searching for."
• "Did we just share a moment? Or should I blink again."
• "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest."
• "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
• "Are you a Jedi? Because my heart has fallen for you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world."
• "Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found my pot of gold."
• "Are you a photographer? Because I see us together in the future."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm 'feline' a connection between us."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."
• "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
• "Are you a burger? Because you’re the meat between my buns."
• "Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."
• "Are you a gladiator? Because my heart is fighting for you."
• "Are you coffee? Because you're brewing up some strong feelings in me."
• "Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself in your eyes."
• "Are you a candle? Because you light up my life."
• "Are you lightning? Because your beauty is electrifying."

Cheesy Disgusting Pick Up Lines (2024)

Everyone can tolerate a bit of cheddar, but when the cheese factor turns up to the point of gagging, it's an entirely different story. From the lame to the downright stomach-turning, these pick-up lines certainly aren't going to score any brownie points with your sweetheart. Here's our not-so-fabulous list of cheesy, disgusting pick up lines:

• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… into my vomit."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I revoltingly walk past again?"
• "Are you an alien? Because you've just abducting all decency from this conversation."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together…in a horror movie."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you, just like a food poisoning."
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your… repulsive words."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a solid knockout… of sanitation."
• "Are you a campfire? You heat up my marshmallow, much like indigestion."
• "Can I follow you home? No? What about to the dumpster?"
• "Is your body McDonald's? Cause I'm definitely not lovin' it."
• "Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a disgusting angel kissed me."
• "Your beauty blinded me! No, wait. That's eye discharge."
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you… into a pile of garbage."
• "Is your name Wi-fi? I'm really feeling a weak connection."
• "Did it hurt? When you crawled out from under a rock?"
• "I must be a bee, because I'm itching for your hive."
• "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache… and a revolting aftertaste."
• "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? No?"
• "Baby, are you a fire detector? You give me alarming signals."
• "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for… in a garbage can."
• "Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine? On second thought, no."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard… of bad breath."
• "Your smile must be a black hole, it just sucked me in… to a filthy place."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my disgust, with interest."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I away from each other."
• "If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be… a sandbox."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because I think mermaids are terrifying."
• "Are you an appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
• "Is your last name Gillette? Because you give me serious razor burn."
• "You must be the reason for global warming because you're extremely radiating… toxicity."
• "Do you have a plaster? Because I got a boo-boo… from your foul pick-up line."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you… into a trash bin."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… my sanity away."
• "Is your heart a prison? Because I want a restraining order."
• "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but farting isn’t attractive, right?"
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one making me uncomfortable."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my feelings for you are taking off… in the opposite direction."
• "You're like sunshine on a rainy day, hot, humid, and making me sweaty."
• "If looks could kill, you’d definitely be the death of good taste."
• "Is your name Pepsi? Because you're so-da disgusting."
• "Are you my homework? Because there's a 90% chance I'll do you… grossly wrong."
• "You must be tired because you've been lowered standards all night."
• "Your body must be a wonderland. I just lost my appetite looking at it."

Disgusting Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2024)

When it comes to digital flirting, Tinder remains one of the reigning platforms. However, hidden amongst the plethora of innocent, funny, and sometimes even sweet remarks, hide some truly nasty pick-up lines that will make your stomach churn. Let's explore this dark underbelly of the Tinder universe, filled with of the most disgusting pick-up lines for tinder you're ever likely to come across.

• "Does your body produce odors? Because my love for you can't be deodorized."
• "Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong… I promise I’m not a stalker."
• "I seem to have lost my way into your bio.."
• "Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, in the most disturbing way possible."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'FINE' written all over you that it’s almost criminal."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your life, even if it makes you feel awkward."
• "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Yep, that's how disturbing I can get."
• "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Disgusting, isn’t it?"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put U and I together. Or maybe I wouldn’t."
• "Are you a magician's assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Pathetically."
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. Naïve, I know."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!"
• "You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
• "If kisses were stars, I'd give you the galaxy."
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Your hand looks heavy – can I hold it for you?"
• "Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"
• "You must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet."
• "Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes."
• "Do you happen to have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've just had a meet-cute."
• "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Do you have a sunbeam? Because you light up my world."
• "Are you my missing rib that has finally been found?"
• "Did you just come out from the oven? Because you're hot."
• "Are you a snowstorm? Because you just blew me away."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can't imagine not having met you."
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you a candle? Because I'm drawn to your light."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "Did it hurt when you climbed out of the fireplace? Because you're hot."
• "Are you a smoke detector? Because you're alarmingly beautiful."

Cute Disgusting Pick Up Line (2024)

When it comes to pick-up lines, the barrier between "cute gone wrong" and "straight-up repugnant" can be quite thin. While using pick-up lines that are genuinely adorable and witty can be a great flirting strategy, some just fail to hit the mark. Here are cute Disgusting pick-up lines which surely will have you saying "yuck" more than "aww."

• "Are you a garbage truck? Because I want to dump my love in you."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "I've just moved into the neighborhood. Can I bury my feelings for you in your backyard?"
• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because our connection is rotten."
• "Are you a plumber? Because this love is clogged up and needs to flow."
• "I must be a moth and you a flame, because I just want to throw myself into your embrace."
• "Are you made of trash? Because I can’t help but take you out."
• "Your beauty is like morning breath – it strikes me without warning."
• "Is your name garlic? Because my heart just skipped a beat."
• "Are we socks? Because we make a foul pair."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've met in my nightmares."
• "Are you a light bulb? Because my love for you flickers like a faulty connection."
• "My friends call me coffee, because I brew strong feelings."
• "Are you a second-hand shop? Because I can’t resist your junk."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber…covered in ranch dressing."
• "Can I follow you home? Because I need new material for my nightmares."
• "Are you a lollipop? Because licking my lips is all I can do when I see you."
• "I must be a pair of curtains, because seeing you brightens up my day.”
• "Are you my toe, because I'd like to bump you on every piece of my furniture."
• "Is your name candle? Because you warm up my dark life."
• "I think I am a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you."
• "Are you a campfire? Because your hot dogs are overcooked."
• "My heart for you is like my mouth after eating garlic - it can't keep quiet."
• "Are you a bug spray? Because I can't stand you but can't stand without you."
• "You are like a noodle soup… Hot, steamy, and messy every time we meet."
• "Is your name pickles? Because you add spice to my burger, and that makes my stomach churn."
• "When I see you, my heart beats like a drum. A flat, out of tune, drum."
• "Do you know what would make you look better? Me. But I think it is still a bad idea."
• "Can I borrow a map? Because I just lost myself in your trash bin."
• "Are you sugar? Because you are super sticky and too sweet."
• "Are you expired milk? Because our date will probably end up being throw-up inducing."
• "My feelings for you are like doing laundry: a never-ending, annoying cycle."
• "Is your name olive? Because you add a disgusting twist in my martini."
• "Are you a toothbrush? Because you are meant to clean the mess, not increase it."
• "You must be a pirate because you've stolen my sanity."
• "Your beauty is comparable to my savings. Nonexistent."
• "You make my heart flutter like my bathroom scale numbers."
• "I don’t need an apple a day, because I don’t mind keep the doctor away when I have you."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for your ridiculous lines."
• "Your eyes are like limpid pools of oil. Slippery and make me sick."
• "Is your name Wi-Fi password? Because I get it wrong every time."

Disgusting Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

There are pick up lines that are saucy, sweet, and downright appealing. Then, there are those that disgust more than they impress, lines that attempt to take an ungentlemanly shortcut to a lady's attention but end up being distastefully offensive instead. Here are such Disgusting pick up lines for her that no woman would want to hear.

• "I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true in the most horrific ways."
• "My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it in."
• "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection with your network."
• "I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet."
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… but in a creepy way."
• "Can I follow you home? 'Cause my parents always told me to follow my nightmares."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight? You'll need to, because I don't have the looks to impress on second sight."
• "You know what would make your face look better? If I looked at it through the bottom of a glass."
• "With great power comes great responsibility, and I can show you a really irresponsible use of power."
• "Your body is a wonderland, and I’d love to be Alice so I can mess it up."
• "I have a knife and a penis, and one of them is going inside you tonight."
• "Have you ever heard of the phrase, ‘love is blind’? I'd strongly suggest going blind, for me."
• "Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge."
• "Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your low standards."
• "Would it be creepy if I followed you home… even if it obviously is?"
• "Just call me baby, I can make your life a horror movie."
• "You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
• "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you…from a mile high cliff."
• "You must be parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you… in an ugly handwriting."
• "I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did with all that junk in your trunk."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am tempted to push you back."
• "Your place or mine? Never mind, they look equally trashy."
• "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back…with interest."
• "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy…crazy enough to use such an awful line"
• "I wasn’t always religious, but when I saw you, I thought I died…and went to hell."
• "Drink till I'm good looking, then come to talk."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van."
• "You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because he made a knockout when he made you…with too many punches."
• "You know what material this is? Boyfriend material. Though it's quite cheap and unreliable."
• "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
• "Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
• "What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cabbabbage."
• "Are you an archaeologist? Because I have got a large bone for you to examine."
• "Smell this milk, I think it's spoiled…just as your taste in men."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause I thought my dreams were bad, but you are a real nightmare."
• "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? At least, deranged ones like me are still roaming the earth."
• "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them, and it’s not a pleasant sight."
• "I want to call heaven and tell them an angel is missing but I'm kind of hoping it's Satan's home you ran away from."

Disgusting Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

Often, women can face a barrage of unwelcome and distasteful pick-up lines that are intended to make them swoon but end up making them cringe instead. When the pursuit of love turns sour, it can lead to a series of, let's say, 'unsavoury' comments. Here, we've assembled a list of disgustingly Disgusting pick-up lines for him, which serve as shining examples of what NOT to say when trying to charm the opposite sex.

• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "Is your body a map? I just keep getting lost in it."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "Can I follow you home? Because my app says that my heart is with you."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from Mars/ Space/ Heaven."
• "Is your mother a queen? Because you're royally hot."
• "Are your pants a mirror? Because I can see myself in them."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm loving it."
• "Is your name Coca Cola? Because you're soda-licious."
• "Can I take your picture? Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
• "Are those stars in your eyes? Or are they just your twinkling beauty?"
• "Is your name Angel? Because your looks are heavenly."
• "Does your father sell diamonds? Because you're a real gem."
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
• "Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I'll give it back."
• "Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
• "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you a parking ticket? You got 'fine' written all over you."
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all day."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."
• "Did the sun come out or did you just light up my world?"
• "If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Is love in the air or do you always smell this good?"
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaam."
• "Is your body a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling the connection."
• "Are you a drug? Because I think I'm addicted."
• "Are you a bakery? Because you got the buns I want."
• "Are you a Google map? Because I can't find my way out of your eyes."
• "Are we magnets? Because I'm feeling a strong attraction."
• "Is your father an alien? Because there's no other explanation for how beautiful you are."
• "Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
• "Do you believe in faith? Because I think we've met before."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection."
• "Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mmm… good!"
• "Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Are you a shooting star? Because you've entered my universe."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "Do you have a band-aid? Because it looks like I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Is your name Candle? Because you light up my world."

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Conclusion

Navigating the realm of dating and finding "the one" is definitely a challenge, but armed with a bit of guidance and a handy understanding of what NOT to say, you are surely able to deliver a more appropriate introduction that could lead to a solid connection. Remember, while pick-up lines can often be funny and serve as great ice breakers, it's essential to keep respect and appropriateness at the forefront.

Tasteless or disgusting pick-up lines don't just ruin encounters, they can also leave a lasting negative impression of you in the mind of the receiver. So, avoid the grossest parts of the dating scene, and instead, opt for polite and sincere conversations. You might be amazed at how far kindness and genuine interest in the other person can take you.