269 Hoco Pick Up Lines: Make 'em Swoon!

Homecoming, or "hoco" as it's affectionately known amongst high school students, is annually one of the most anticipated events in the school year. From the ceremonial crowning of the homecoming king and queen to the highlight event, the big dance, it's a time of celebration, camaraderie, and fun. However, it can also be incredibly nerve-racking, especially if you've got your eye on someone special. Whether you're a charmer who needs a little help with ice-breaking or you're simply looking for ways to add a sprinkle of humor to your homecoming invite, you're at the right place! Welcome to your ultimate treasure trove of hoco pick up lines!

Asking someone to homecoming can be a high-pressure situation, but it doesn’t need to be! Who knows, maybe that playful line is just what you need to boost your confidence and put a smile on your future date's face. Now, let's get ball-rolling with some crafty hoco pick up lines and set the stage for an unforgettable homecoming experience!

Funny Hoco Pick Up Lines (2023)

Laughter is the best form of ice-breaking. All it takes is a clever punchline sprinkled with humor to leave a memorable impression. Trust us, your hoco date will appreciate you for making them chuckle away the homecoming jitters. To help you weave this magic, we've put together a list of funny hoco pick up lines - guaranteed to draw a big, beautiful laugh!

• "Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you the moment I saw you."
• "Even Google can't find someone like you. Will you go to hoco with me?"
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together at hoco."
• "Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
• "I'm studying to be a magician. Can I make you appear at hoco with me?"
• "Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for hoco?"
• "My love for you is like Pi… never-ending. Will you be my hoco date?"
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and ask you to hoco?"
• "My love for you is like a broken pencil…it's pointless without you at hoco with me."
• "My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Will you go to hoco with me?"
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Be my partner in crime at hoco?"
• "Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
• "I'm not a genie, but I can make your dream come true at hoco."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together at hoco."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself at hoco with you."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you a beaver, because daaaaam… you should go to hoco with me!"
• "Are you a light bulb? Because you light up my world."
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me at hoco."
• "I’m not a mathematician, but I projected our futures and we’re together at hoco."
• "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you at hoco?"
• "I'm not a genie, but I can make all your hoco wishes come true."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction at hoco."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but obviously, they’ve never been to homecoming with you."
• "Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm! Let’s make it a blast at hoco."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Be my partner in crime at hoco?"
• "Do you realize that you and I are the 'i' in 'hoco'?"
• "You know, hoco is spelled with U and I."
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Can we make our future as bright as your smile at hoco?"
• "Are you a photographer? Because I see us together at hoco."
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other at hoco."
• "I’m not a hoarder, but I want to keep you forever. Kickstart the forever at hoco?"

Cheesy Hoco Pick Up Lines (2023)

If you're looking to approach someone for this year's hoco with all the charm and humor you can muster, then these lines are perfect. Brewed with a dash of cheesiness and perfect to make anyone giggle, these pick-up lines are memorable and fun. Get ready to wear that confident smirk as you deliver these cute, cheesy Hoco pick up lines.

• "Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from the homecoming dance."
• "Are you Cinderella? Because I can already see you leaving with me before midnight."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from the stars of the homecoming court."
• "Would you mind holding my hand at hoco? I want to be able to brag to my friends that an angel touched me."
• "I've got my eyes set on the dance floor, but they're stuck on you."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your charm, wanna guide me through hoco?"
• "Can I follow you to homecoming? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Tired of dancing alone at homecoming? Well, here I am."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in with a hoco banner again?"
• "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for at homecoming."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you are a masterpiece and I'd love to display some moves with you at homecoming."
• "You caught my eye. Could I catch a dance at homecoming with you?"
• "Your hand looks heavy; let me hold it for you at homecoming."
• "Can you lend me a kiss for homecoming? I promise I will give it back."
• "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. It's like we're already at homecoming."
• "Here I am, now what's your second wish for homecoming?"
• "If I could rearrange the homecoming court, I’d put U and I together."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm loving it and I'd like to have some more fun at homecoming."
• "Are we at the airport? Cause my heart is taking off seeing you in the homecoming crowd."
• "Do you have Wi-fi? Cause I'm feeling a connection that could make homecoming magical."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. I'd fall again at homecoming if you'd catch me."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence. Let's bid for a bail at homecoming."
• "Do you know what would look great on you? Me, as your hoco partner."
• "You must be a parking ticket because you've got "FINE" written all over you. Let's cause some more violations at homecoming."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Will you be my snow angel at hoco?"
• "Your beauty is the only dance move I want to learn for homecoming."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'H' and 'U' together. How about making it a reality at homecoming?"
• "I was reading the book of numbers and realized I don't have yours. Mind sharing it for hoco arrangements?"
• "If I were to ask you to homecoming, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
• "On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, doughnuts and cuddling. Cute, right? Well, let's make it happen next Sunday, at homecoming?"
• "If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you. Can we start with homecoming?"
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your arms at homecoming."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Cause I've been told to follow my dreams. Let's start with homecoming."
• "Sorry, but you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine. How about exchanging it for a hoco dance?"
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Let's capture some moments at homecoming."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. It's a trick I'd love to see at homecoming."
• "I think the heavens are missing an angel. But don't worry I won't tell them, only if you're my hoco date."
• "Did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond. Can we experiment some more on the homecoming dance floor?"
• "We must be subatomic particles, because I feel a force between us. Ready to turn the force into some moves at homecoming?"
• "Do you have a sunbeam? Because you light up my world. Can I borrow some shine for hoco?"
• "Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? I'd also like to show my friends my fantastic homecoming date."
• "Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel at homecoming?"
• "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? I'd love to find out at hoco."
• "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die. Let's keep the energy alive at homecoming."
• "Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you, can you mend it with a hoco dance?"

Hoco Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2023)

In the digital age we live in, more and more individuals are turning to online platforms such as Tinder to find a potential hoco date. And let’s face it, what better way to sweep someone off their feet than with a witty pick up line that stands out from the crowd? Here are unique Hoco pick up lines for Tinder that are sure to spark a connection.

• "Are you a football? Because I'd love to dance the night away with you at our Hoco."
• "Is your name Homecoming? Because I've been looking forward to you all year."
• "Do you like to dance? Because in the Hoco of my dreams, it's always with you."
• "I’ve been benched all season, but for Hoco, I’d love to be in the starting lineup with you."
• "Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment you said ‘yes’ to Hoco with me."
• "If Hoco was a football game, I'd definitely want you as my teammate."
• "Are you a hoco crown? Because I can't imagine homecoming without you."
• "I can't find my homecoming date… can I have yours?"
• "Do you have a map? I got lost in the thought of us at Hoco together."
• "Is it hot in here, or did the thought of going to Hoco with me just raise the temperature?"
• "If Hoco was a lottery, I just hit the jackpot knowing you'll be there."
• "Going solo to Hoco? Not on my watch!"
• "I don’t play football but I’d love to score a date with you this Homecoming."
• "Can you assist me with these Hoco preparations? Because I see you being part of it."
• "We go together like a football and field at Hoco."
• "Swipe right for a Hoco date that's one for the record books!"
• "Ready to dance the night away under the Hoco lights?"
• "Are you a drum beat? Because my heart beats in sync with the thought of us at Hoco."
• "I'm not a professional dancer, but I'm ready to sweep you off your feet at Hoco."
• "Swiping left would be like missing out on the best Hoco ever!"
• "Let’s make a game plan: Hoco. You. Me. What do you think?"
• "Hoco's coming up and I think you're just my type."
• "Ready to kick off an unforgettable Hoco with me?"
• "I've got two tickets to paradise, and one of them's got your name on it—for Hoco, of course!"
• "You're the end zone to my touchdown. Let's score big at Hoco together."
• "There's no 'i' in team, but there's an 'us' in hoco. Will you be my date?"
• "Is your right swipe on a half-time break? Because it's Hoco and I'd love you to be my date."
• "I guess it's up to the MVP to ask you to Hoco, right?"
• "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a Hoco date?"
• "Are you a cheerleader? Because your spirit has me wanting to jump, yell, and ask you to Hoco!"
• “Hoco isn’t ready for us — what do you say?”
• "Do you catch a football as well as you catch eyes? Be my Hoco date!"
• "My heart does a touchdown dance when I think about Hoco with you."
• "Slide into my DMs if you're ready to create the best Hoco memory ever."
• "I can’t play the field, but I’d sure love to play the dance floor with you at Hoco."
• "The only play I want to make this season is asking you to Hoco."
• "Score extra points by being my date at Hoco."
• "Ready to make a winning play for Hoco with me?"
• "I may not be able to promise a crown, but I can promise an unforgettable Hoco with me!"
• "Ready to kick up a storm on the Hoco dance floor with me?"
• "Which pick up line worked best to get you as my Hoco date?"
• "You are the perfect catch for this year’s Hoco!"
• "We may not win the game, but we'd definitely win 'best couple' at Hoco."
• "If Hoco was a movie, you'd be the blockbuster I'd love to star in."

Cute Hoco Pick Up Line (2023)

Ever wondered how to make your hoco proposal as enchanting and dreamy as a fairy tale? How about starting off with a cute pick-up line that will surely make your crush blush? These lines are not just flirtatious, they are as sweet as bubble gum, guaranteed to give your intended a smile that lasts. So let's dive into a collection of cute hoco pickup lines for him that will certainly add a perky twist to your hoco proposal:

• "Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else at homecoming."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep losing myself in your eyes, hopefully not at hoco?"
• "Since we always have 'chemistry' in class, how about we make some chemistry of our own at homecoming?"
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in a homecoming date!"
• "Homecoming would be 'unb-ear-able' without you!"
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. So how about hoco?"
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you with these homecoming tickets again?"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Save me at homecoming?"
• "Hoco would be a 'hit' with you as my date!"
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye or are you just happy to be my homecoming date?"
• "Could you fill my dance card for hoco? It has your name written all over it!"
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Catch me at hoco?"
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Will you bring that kind of happiness to my hoco?"
• "I was blinded by your beauty… I'm going to need your name and 'yes' for hoco to authenticate."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t imagine homecoming without you!"
• "I'd be 'lion' if I said I didn't want to go to hoco with you."
• "The night at hoco won't be wrong if the 'right' person is you!"
• "Could I have the 'altitude' of accompanying you to hoco?"
• "My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending. Be my date at hoco?"
• "My heart does a 'tango' every time I see you. Will you dance with me this hoco?"
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off knowing I might go to hoco with you."
• "You must be tired from running through my mind all day. Mind walking with me to hoco instead?"
• "We'd look 'picture perfect' together at homecoming, don't you think?"
• "My feelings are like an iPhone - they keep turning on whenever I see you. How about we switch things up at hoco?"
• "Do you want to make some magic together at homecoming?"
• "Our story would be incomplete without a hoco chapter!"
• "Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are Cu-Te! Fancy being cute together at hoco?"
• "Hoco would be unforgettable with you as my date!"
• "Your smile outshines every star. Light up my hoco?"
• "I have 'miles' of love for you, can we add a few more at hoco?"
• "Going to homecoming would be 'plane' awesome with you!"
• "We'd light up the hoco night like a power grid!"
• "Can I park in your heart? And maybe we can 'drive' to hoco together?"
• "Every prince needs a princess. Will you be my princess at homecoming?"
• "If you're tired of studying for exams, how about we study the dance floor together at hoco?"
• "Is your dress from space? Cause it would be out of this world if you came to homecoming with me!"
• "I think I might be a bee, because I'm buzzing to go to homecoming with You!"
• "Do you like stars? Because we'd shine best together at homecoming."
• "Are you a cat? Because I am 'feline' a connection between us. Would you make it stronger at hoco?"
• "We could paint a perfect picture together at homecoming!"
• "Are you a sunset? Because I'd love to watch you all night at homecoming!"
• "You've got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is my favorite. Will it shine for me at hoco?"
• "Are your parents artists? Because you are a masterpiece and I’d love to show you off at homecoming!"
• "Do you hear that? It's the sound of hoco calling our names!"
• "If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber. How about we be cute together this hoco?"
• "Life without you is like a broken pencil… Pointless, just like a hoco without you would be!"

Hoco Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

There's often a misconception that boys are easy-going about homecoming, but we all know that's far from the truth. When it comes to expressing feelings towards a girl, especially for an event as special as homecoming, the task seems daunting. So, to help all the young Romeos out there, here's a list of unique and thoughtful Hoco pick up lines for her tailor-made to win her heart:

• "I couldn't help but notice, your smile outshines every disco ball. Would you light up my Hoco night?"
• "Cinderella had a prince, just like every queen has a king. How about being my queen this Hoco?"
• "Are you my homework? Because, after school, all I can think about is taking you to Hoco."
• "This might sound cheesy, but would you 'Gouda' to Hoco with me?"
• "Glowing or natural, your beauty needs no filter. Be my perfect picture at Hoco."
• "Homecoming with you would be 'pitch-perfect.' Are you game?"
• "I might not be a photographer, but I can sure picture us at Hoco together."
• "My only aim at Hoco is to make you feel like the princess you are."
• "Being at Hoco without you would be like a yearbook without pictures."
• "I must be a scout because I've found my perfect match for Hoco."
• "Is your dress made of starlight? Because no one shines brighter than you at Hoco."
• "Being your date at Hoco would be as magical as Harry Potter's world."
• "I can't promise you the moon, but I can promise you a memorable night at Hoco."
• "How about we give Cinderella and her prince a run for their money at this Hoco?"
• "You're as essential to me as the DJ is to Hoco. Will you be my date?"
• "Do you believe in magic? Because whenever I see you, I see Hoco."
• "Lights will shimmer and stars will align, only if you say 'yes' to be my Hoco sign."
• "Ball gowns and tiaras may fade, but memories with you at Hoco would never."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I think of Hoco, I imagine you."
• "Chasing you is like chasing a Hoco dream. Make my dream come true."
• "The only thing missing from my Hoco night is a 'yes' from you."
• "I can't write a sonnet, but I can make our Hoco night poetic."
• "Missing Hoco with you would be like missing the last page of my favorite novel."
• "I don't need to be homecoming king, as long as my queen is by my side."
• "If I had a chance to make one dream come true, it would be going to Hoco with you."
• "Our Hoco story could be the best one ever written."
• "Making unforgettable memories at Hoco starts with you saying 'yes'."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, Hoco won't be the same without you."
• "I'd rather face detention than go to Hoco with anyone but you."
• "Just like the school colors, you and me belonged at Hoco together."
• "Can't picture my Hoco night without hearing your enchanting laughter."
• "If you're the sun, then Hoco is just an eclipse without you."
• "If I were a betting man, I'd bet on you being my magical Hoco date."
• "I might be no poet, but Hoco with you would be our perfect sonnet."
• "Why search for stars when my Hoco night lights up with your smile?"
• "Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my Hoco."
• "May I have the honor of making our Hoco a night to remember?"
• "Nothing fancy, but a 'yes' for Hoco from you would mean the world to me."
• "Your beauty could light up a stadium, how about lighting up my Hoco night?"
• "Can I be the one to sweep Cinderella off her feet at this Hoco?"

Hoco Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

If the guy of your dreams is still not aware of your feelings, or maybe you just want to make the homecoming proposal unforgettable with a dash of humor and originality, these brilliant pick up lines are exactly what you need. Be warned ladies - they're adorable, charming, and will not only make him laugh but also remember this moment forever. Get ready to win his heart with these unique hoco pick up lines for him.

• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, starting with a Hoco date."
• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes. Will you guide me to Hoco?
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Can you enchant me at Hoco?"
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again…to Hoco with you?"
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more at Hoco."
• "Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say I can't get a ‘yes’ from the most handsome guy here. Will you go to Hoco with me?"
• "Your hand looks kinda heavy…can I hold it at Hoco?"
• "Are you my homework? I'm not doing you yet, but I should be… at Hoco, of course."
• "My love for you is like pi, never ending… Will you add to my equation at Hoco?"
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… Can you vanish with me to Hoco?"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Heal my wound at Hoco?"
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence. Serve some time with me at Hoco?"
• "Are you a light bulb? Because you light up my world. Let's shine together at Hoco."
• "Do you know what would look great on you? Me at Hoco."
• "Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside? Let’s find out at Hoco."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together at Hoco."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! Will you knock me out at Hoco?"
• "You must be a star because your beauty lights up the night. Let’s light up Hoco together."
• "Are you my appendix? I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you to Hoco."
• "Can we take a selfie? I need to prove to my friends that angels do exist on Hoco."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest! Can we make more deposits at Hoco?"
• "Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection. Let's strengthen that connection at Hoco."
• "Can you tell me the directions to your heart? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes and ended up at Hoco."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece. Can you be my muse at Hoco?"
• "Are you an interior decorator? Because whenever I look at you, the entire room becomes beautiful. Let's beautify Hoco together."
• "Are you religious? Because your prayers of finding the perfect Hoco date are answered."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction. Get destructive with me at Hoco?"
• "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. Let's ignite Hoco together."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you. Let's start that future at Hoco."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because that’s the only way I could have found you. Will you manifest destiny with me at Hoco?"
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Let's create picture-perfect memories at Hoco."
• "Did we just share electrons? Because I feel a strong bond. Can we bond more at Hoco?"
• "Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right. I’ve met you only in my dreams. Can we make it a reality at Hoco?"
• "Did you just look at me? Because my heart just skipped a beat. Let's sync our heartbeats at Hoco."
• "Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm! Could you be the balm of my Hoco night?"
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam. Let's build up a fun night at Hoco."
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine at Hoco?"
• "Is your body a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes! Help me find my way at Hoco?"
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie. Let's sweeten Hoco together."
• "Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back at Hoco."
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. Let's blend our elements at Hoco."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because I mermaid for you, let's make a splash at Hoco."

Frequently Asked Questions

Conclusion

In wrapping up, remember that your homecoming should not only be about fancy dances or fantastic decorations; it should also be about making beautiful memories with your friends and the special someone whose eye you've caught. The perfect Hoco pick up line can be your secret weapon to achieving this memorable experience, but it should always be delivered with respect and a dash of charm.

Additionally, homecoming is a time to let your personality shine through, and what better way to do this than with a line that's uniquely yours. Every pick up line is a reflection of your creativity and humor. So, go ahead, unleash your charm, be confident, and remember that the best pick-up line, ultimately, is just being yourself. Now gear up, because homecoming is around the corner!