191 Valentines Day Pick Up Lines: Get Creative!

If there's a day that allows people to unleash their romantic side, it's Valentine's Day. This one day in the year provides a perfect excuse to sweep the one you adore off their feet. Whether you're trying to capture the attention of an existing crush, reignite flickering flames with a spouse, or make a friend blush and smile, a good pick-up line can work wonders for you.

This is your chance to channel your inner Casanova or the sassy heroine of a romantic comedy. Cheesy or smooth, funny or flirty, a well-delivered pick-up line has the power to break the ice and make someone's day. So, whether you are hopeless at romance or the Charm King/Queen, here are some Valentine's Day pick-up lines that will tickle the rib and warm the heart. Brace yourself for some cupid-approved conversation starters.

Funny Valentines Day Pick Up Lines (2023)

On the lookout for something to kickstart your Valentine's Day conversations with humor? We've got you covered. Here are some funny Valentine's Day pick-up lines that will bring out the chuckles and lighten the mood. Who knows? Laughter just might be the secret ingredient to spark up your love life.

• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Is your last name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence."
• "Since I've met you, I can't eat, I can't sleep. Baby, you're so hot, you're making me a klepto."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're knockout!"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack!"
• "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "Did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Do you have a sunbeam? Because you light up my world."
• "Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us."
• "Can you catch? Because I think I'm falling for you."
• "Is your body made of nickel? Cause I'm attracted to you like a magnet."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "Is there a spark between us or is it just me?"
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."
• "You must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying."
• "Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."
• "Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
• "You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon, because you are F-I-Ne."
• "Someone call God, because he's missing an angel."
• "You must be jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that."
• "You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."
• "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Are you an alien? Because my heart is in the second galaxy while I’m looking at you."

Cheesy Valentines Day Pick Up Lines (2023)

Say "cheese"…and we're not talking about a photo op here. Say it to your sweetheart with these incredibly cheesy pick-up lines. Cheesy isn't always bad; sometimes, it's just the right amount of sweet and silly that can make one feel fluttery. For those who aren't shy about laying it on thick, here are of the best cheesy Valentine's Day pick-up lines that will give you both a good laugh.

• "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Was your Dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day."
• "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"
• "Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "Your hand looks heavy – can I hold it for you?"
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off seeing you."
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you."
• "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
• "Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her that I've met the one."
• "If you were a transformer, you would be Optimus Fine."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!"
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "My love for you is like pi, never-ending."
• "If beauty were a crime, you would definitely be serving a life sentence."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!"
• "Are you a fruit? Because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"
• "If you were a vegetable, you would be a 'cutecumber'."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond."
• "Are you my homework? Because I want to take you home and do you all night long."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "Your beauty is causing a traffic jam in my heart."
• "Excuse me, do you have a pen? I want to write about the moment I met the girl of my dreams."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
• "We must be sock pairs, because I feel we make a great pair."
• "Meeting you is like finding a 4 leaf clover – rare and beautiful."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
• "Our spark is more intense than Pikachu’s thunderbolt."
• "You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."
• "You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Your smile must be a black hole, it just sucked me right in."
• "Be my Valentine? Because I can’t bear the thought of being without you."
• "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind."
• "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2023)

Tinder is a dynamic and exciting platform that brings boundless opportunities for love, flirtation, and fun. However, catching someone’s attention in the flood of profiles can be a head-scratcher. On Valentine's Day, spruce up your Tinder game with these unique, playful, and charming Valentines day pick-up lines for tinder and give your special someone a reason to swipe right.

• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have all that I’m looking for."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."
• "Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
• "Mind if I hang around here until it's safe back home where I fell from heaven?"
• "Can you feel this fabric? That's enough boyfriend/girlfriend material for a lifetime."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong… I mean, I've just lost my way to your heart."
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "Is your phone in your pocket? Because that booty is calling me."
• "Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys/girls crazy?"
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a lifetime sentence."
• "If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!"
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've just had a meet-cute."
• "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart."
• "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise, I'll give it back."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Are you a book? Because I can't stop checking you out."
• "Your smile must be a black hole, it just sucked me in."
• "Can we skip the small talk? I'm passionate about you."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you."
• "Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
• "Is it warm in here or is it just you?"
• "Do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”
• "Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Are you the ocean? Because I'm lost at sea."
• "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "I was wondering if you have an extra heart. Mine was just stolen."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just pleased to see me?"
• "Can I tie your shoelaces? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
• "Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found my treasure."
• "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
• "Could you do me a favor? I need to show my ex how a real man/woman swipes right."
• "If I were to say you have a beautiful body, would you swipe it against me?"

Cute Valentines Day Pick Up Line (2023)

When those heart-shaped chocolates and roses take the back seat, it's your heart-melting lines that could win the game. We’ve compiled a list of the cutest and quirky pick-up lines that can make your Valentine's Day more charming. Precede your bouquet or gift with one of these lines to give a more personalized touch. Now, without further ado, let’s delve into our list of cute Valentine's Day pick-up lines:

• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd serve a lifetime."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you."
• "If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
• "Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
• "Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you."
• "Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."
• "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
• "Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."
• "Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I’ve met the one."
• "Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
• "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die."
• "Do you like raisins? No? How about a date then?"
• "Are you a snowstorm? Because you’re making my heart race."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you."
• "Can you tell me the directions to your heart? I seem to have lost my way in your eyes."
• "Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
• "Do you know what would look great on you? Me."
• "Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."
• "Did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond."
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can't erase you from my thoughts."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."
• "Were your parents artists? Because you are a masterpiece."
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

If the lady in your life has a great sense of humor or simply values spontaneity and creativity, pick-up lines can be a great way to show her your affection. Let your words charm her off her feet and express your feelings with a unique twist this Valentine's Day. Here are Valentine's Day pick-up lines for her that will light up her eyes and her heart.

• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?"
• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
• "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
• "Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"
• "If looks could kill, you'd surely be a weapon of mass destruction."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other!"
• "Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te."
• "Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you."
• "Did my heart just take an arrow or did you just rock my world?"
• "On a lazy Sunday: pockets full of sunshine and this pick-up line."
• "My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending."
• "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
• "With you, my life feels like a romantic movie."
• "You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real."
• "Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one!"
• "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."
• "Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!"
• "Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!"
• "Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some vitamin me."
• "Do you come with coffee? Because you've just brewed up my day!"
• "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!"
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Can I tell you something? I've got a crush on you."
• "I've been blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

Valentine's Day is about celebrating love, and while chocolates and roses are classic gifts, nothing beats the gift of words spoken from the heart. This year, surprise that special man in your life with a charming Valentines day pick up lines for him. Whether you're just starting a romance or have been together for years, these lines can add a touch of whimsy and fun to your Valentine's conversation.

• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Excuse me, can you spare a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "Is it ok if I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te."
• "Do you believe in fate? Because I think we've just had a meet-cute."
• "Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Aside from being handsome, what do you do?"
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind."
• "Are you a time-traveler? Because I see your charming self in my future."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you are a masterpiece."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together."
• "Your beauty could outshine a bouquet of roses."
• "Are you an angel? Because I think I've just reached heaven."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"
• "Excuse me but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
• "Is there a sparkle in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."
• "Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
• "Is your nickname Lightning? Because I can't resist the shocking way you light up my life."
• "Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say that angels don’t exist. Could you stand with me to prove them wrong?"
• "Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think your heart has been stolen."
• "Can I tie your shoelaces? I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your jeans."
• "You are the kind of man who makes other guys want to push their 'girlfriend application' button."
• "Are you a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie."
• "You know what would look great on you? Me!"
• "Are you real or is this a dream?"
• "If a star fell each time I thought of you, the sky would be empty."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
• "Our life together is like a romantic movie, except there's no drama only comedy."
• "Can I give you a kiss on the cheek so at least I can say a pretty girl kissed me tonight?"
• "Should I call you in the morning, or just roll over?"

Frequently Asked Questions

Conclusion

Love really is a language that can be spoken in various ways. You can write tear-jerking poetry, belt out heartfelt songs, or even create expressive art. And believe it or not, even in throwing quirky, funny, and downright cheesy pick-up lines, your sincere affection can shine through.

These Valentine's Day pick-up lines we've covered above walk the line perfectly between cheeky humor and genuine sentiment. They provide you with an inventive, light-hearted way to express how much someone means to you and can set a playful tone for your special day.

After all, it doesn't always have to be grand gestures and serious confessions. Sometimes, a little laughter, a shared smile, and a memorable line are all you need to leave a lasting impression on the heart of the one you care about.

So this Valentine's Day, whether you are a pro at wooing or a novice in the game of love, let these pick-up lines be your guide. Break the ice, lighten the mood, and win that heart! Because love is meant to be a joyful journey, filled with sweet surprises and a dash of humor along the way. Happy Valentine's Day!