358 Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines to Impress!

If the chilly November breeze is blowing and leaves are falling around you, you know the season of harvest, gratitude, and pumpkins; Thanksgiving is knocking at the door. With it, comes the opportunity for friends and family to gather together, sharing in food, fun, and festivities. And who knows? Perhaps this Thanksgiving, there's an extra seat at your dinner table reserved for someone special.

Thanksgiving, after all, isn’t just about stuffing our faces with delicious turkey and pumpkin pie, it’s also about celebrating connections with our loved ones and building new relationships. Is there a better way to break the ice with that person you have had a crush on for so long than by making them laugh with a corny Thanksgiving pick-up line? Probably not! So why not use this Thanksgiving holiday to set the stage for romance with these light-hearted and flirtatious lines?

Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines (2024)

When it comes to Thanksgiving, most of us think about delicious turkey, pumpkin pie, and spending quality time with family. But who says you can't sprinkle in a little bit of flirtatious fun? Get ready to gobble up these funny Thanksgiving pick up lines that are sure to get a chuckle or two at the dinner table.

• "Is your name Turkey? Because I'm getting a feeling you and I are destined to be on the same table."
• "Are you made of stuffing? Because I just can’t get enough of you!"
• "Forget the turkey, honey. The real feast is right in front of me."
• "Can I be the pumpkin spice to your latte?"
• "Baby, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber' on my Thanksgiving plate!"
• "You put the 'pie' in 'cutie pie'."
• "Are you a Thanksgiving parade? Because you've got my full attention!"
• "Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I take another bite of this turkey?"
• "I'm no pilgrim, but I'd sure like to make a special settlement with you."
• "Do you have room for one more at your Thanksgiving table? Because I’m available!"
• "How about we make this Thanksgiving a 'Thanks-getting'... your number?"
• "I must admit, your smile is even more inviting than a warm slice of pecan pie."
• "Do you come with gravy? Because you spice up my life!"
• "Feeling thankful today, especially after laying eyes on you."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just the roasted turkey... or is it you?"
• "They say the key to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I think I've found a shortcut looking into your eyes."
• "Just like this turkey, I'm stuffed with feelings for you."
• "Want to break a wishbone together? I'd wish for another moment with you!"
• "I can't help but be a-‘maize’-d by your beauty!"
• "Can I have a slice of your love pie?"
• "Are you a drumstick? Because I can't resist grabbing you."
• "You're sweeter than all the cranberry sauce on the table."
• "Why wait for mistletoe? I’m thankful for you right now."
• "If looks could kill, you’d be the turkey of the night."
• "You must be my Thanksgiving turkey because I can't wait to gobble you up!"
• "Are you a parade? Because I'm feeling floaty around you."
• "I can't help but 'fall' for you every time I see you."
• "Are you the main course? Because everyone's looking at you."
• "Let's say we escape the family and have our own little Thanksgiving feast?"
• "If I were a turkey, I’d be thankful to be on your table."
• "You're the pumpkin to my pie."
• "Stuffing is my second favorite thing at Thanksgiving. First is meeting you."
• "How about you be the cranberry to my sauce?"
• "I've got something you can be thankful for."
• "Forget the Mayflower. I’m all about making a move on you!"
• "I'd love to share more than just this pumpkin pie with you."
• "Ever had your heart carved up like a turkey? Because mine's all yours!"
• "Your eyes remind me of the beautiful autumn leaves."
• "You’re the 'sweet' to my 'potato'."
• "You've got everything I've been 'searching' for this Thanksgiving."
• "Can I butter your roll this Thanksgiving?"
• "You’ve just made my list of things I’m thankful for."
• "I wouldn’t mind spending my Black Friday shopping for more time with you."

Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines (2024)

When it's Thanksgiving, and you're trying to impress that special someone with more than just your cooking skills, a cheesy pick-up line might just do the trick. Though they might earn you a few groans or laughs, these lines are sure to add some flavor to your holiday festivities. Gobble up these cheesy Thanksgiving pick-up lines!

• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this turkey again?"
• "If looks could kill, you'd be the turkey this Thanksgiving."
• "Is your heart on the menu? Because I'm thankful for it."
• "I'm no Pilgrim, but I'd sure like to make you my first mate."
• "If kisses were cranberries, I'd make a sauce out of you."
• "Baby, you've got all the right stuffing."
• "Are you a turkey? Because you've just made my heart race."
• "I'd never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find."
• "Do you come with gravy? Because you spice up my Thanksgiving!"
• "Feeling stuffed after dinner? How about a side of me?"
• "Is your name Autumn? Because I'm falling for you."
• "I'm not saying you're the sweetest dish here, but you're pretty close to the pumpkin pie."
• "If beauty were a corn, you'd be a harvest."
• "Can I be the stuffing to your turkey?"
• "I've got the drumstick, do you have the thighs?"
• "You're the marshmallow to my sweet potato casserole."
• "My love for you is deeper than a turkey's wishbone."
• "Are you a parade? Because my heart is marching to your beat."
• "If we were on a farm, I'd pick you first."
• "Can I take a slice... of your time?"
• "You make my heart pop like cranberry sauce."
• "This turkey isn’t the only thing that’s juicy."
• "Wanna play pilgrim? I'll settle for you."
• "If I were a turkey, I'd be thankful to be on your table."
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just the oven... and you?"
• "Your eyes are more mesmerizing than the glow of a fireplace."
• "Do you like football? Because I'm tackling my feelings for you."
• "I'd be thankful if I could get your number."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Because my mom always told me to follow my dreams."
• "Your smile lights up the room more than a Thanksgiving candle."
• "Are you a pie? Because I crumble in front of you."
• "If feelings were potatoes, mine for you would be mashed."
• "Your beauty has me more stuffed than this turkey!"
• "Every day with you feels like Thanksgiving."
• "Your beauty makes the Northern Lights look like a Thanksgiving parade."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
• "Do you have room for dessert? How about a date?"
• "You're the yams to my sweet potato pie."
• "They say to save the best for last, which must be why I met you after dinner."
• "I couldn't help but notice, but you make that Pilgrim hat look good."
• "Your presence makes this feast a five-star dinner."
• "Is your name Pilgrim? Because I'd journey miles to see you."
• "Your charm is more irresistible than a second helping of pie."
• "Can you pass the love? Oh wait, it's right in front of me."
• "They say the key to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I think I found a shortcut."

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2024)

Navigating the world of Tinder during the holiday season can be tricky, but why not lighten the mood with some festive flair? These Thanksgiving pick up lines for tinder are sure to get you a swipe right or at least a chuckle.

• "Do you have any turkey? Because you just made my heart gobble gobble."
• "Is your name Autumn? Because I’m falling for you."
• "Are you a pilgrim? Because my heart has settled on you."
• "I must be thankful, because I’ve just found what I’m grateful for."
• "Can I be the stuffing to your turkey this Thanksgiving?"
• "Are you pumpkin pie? Because I don’t want a slice, I want you all!"
• "If I were a turkey, I’d be thankful to be spending time with you."
• "You must be a cornucopia, because you've got everything I need."
• "Is this the Macy's Parade? Because you’re the main attraction."
• "You put the ‘sweet’ in sweet potato."
• "You’ve got that pumpkin spice that I crave all season long."
• "Are we talking turkey, or are you as stuffed with beauty as this Thanksgiving dinner?"
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just the oven cooking our turkey?"
• "Are you a harvest moon? Because you're lighting up my Thanksgiving night."
• "You must be a thankful person, because you’ve just made my list of blessings."
• "Are you a blanket? Because I love cuddling up with you on cold Thanksgiving evenings."
• "I’m like a turkey – I’m all about commitment till the end."
• "You’ve basted my heart with love."
• "Are you a cranberry? Because I find you berry attractive."
• "Can I take you out for Black Friday? Because when I see you, all I think about is a great deal!"
• "If kisses were leaves, I’d give you a tree."
• "Can you pass the love? Just like you pass the gravy."
• "I must be a pilgrim because I can’t stop exploring every part of you."
• "Are you made of turkey leftovers? Because I want you all weekend long."
• "If love were a pumpkin pie, I’d save the biggest slice for you."
• "Is it Thanksgiving yet? Because I’m starved for your attention."
• "You're the marshmallows to my sweet potatoes."
• "Are you a turkey dinner? Because you’re about to meet my whole family."
• "If I were a Native American, you’d be my land to discover."
• "Let’s be like the first Thanksgiving and come together this holiday season."
• "Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I pass the cranberry sauce again?"
• "Is your name Turkey? Because I can't wait to gobble you up!"
• "Are you made of stuffing? Because you’re filling up my thoughts."
• "I'd be thankful if we could spend more than just today together."
• "Want to play pilgrim? I’ll be the ship, and you can land on me."
• "How about we make this Thanksgiving a memorable one?"
• "Stuffing isn’t the only thing I have planned for tonight."
• "Forget the turkey, honey. I'm more interested in that snack in your profile picture!"
• "If kisses were leaves, I’d give you a tree."
• "This might be corn(y), but I'm falling for you."
• "Want to join me for seconds?"
• "Are you a pie? Because every slice of you looks delicious!"
• "I've got a table reservation for two. Care to join?"
• "I'm no pilgrim, but I'd travel miles just to see you."
• "Do you like cranberries? Because if not, I’m willing to ditch them for you."
• "Let's give our families something real to be thankful for this year."
• "I promise, I’m better company than leftover turkey."
• "You must be a wishbone because I'm hoping for you."
• "I'd trade all my pumpkin pies for a date with you."
• "Want to be the marshmallow to my sweet potato?"
• "No need for gravy when you're around, you've got the sauce."
• "Feeling stuffed? How about some comfort at my place?"
• "Thanksgiving might be over, but I’d still like to feast my eyes on you."
• "I've got a cozy spot right next to me at the dinner table. Interested?"
• "Are you a parade? Because my heart floats when I see you."
• "You’re hotter than my oven when I’m cooking turkey!"
• "Hoping my corny lines make you thankful for Tinder."
• "If beauty were a grain, you’d be a full harvest."
• "Let's be like mashed potatoes and gravy – inseparable!"
• "Can I butter your roll this Thanksgiving?"
• "I'd never leave you behind like the last slice of pie."
• "You're the main course in my Thanksgiving dreams."
• "How about we skip the family dinner and have our own little feast?"
• "Let’s make a pact: If we’re still single by Christmas, we spend it together?"
• "I don’t need a holiday to be grateful for meeting you."
• "Your eyes are more captivating than a roaring fireplace in November."
• "I might not have a pilgrim's hat, but I've got a date spot reserved just for you."
• "This year, I'm most thankful for our match."
• "Between pumpkin spice and you, I choose you every time."
• "Fancy some pie and chill tonight?"
• "You're the only thing hotter than my mom's apple pie!"

Cute Thanksgiving Pick Up Line (2024)

Thanksgiving is not just about feasting and giving thanks; it's also an opportunity to break the ice with a little humor! Whether you're trying to charm that special someone or simply want to make someone smile, here's a list of cute Thanksgiving pick-up lines that are sure to leave an impression.

• "Are you a turkey? Because you've got my heart racing like I'm in a tryptophan coma!"
• "Is your name Cranberry? Because you've got sauce!"
• "Are you made of stuffing? Because I just can’t get enough of you."
• "If kisses were leaves, I would give you a tree."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this pumpkin pie again?"
• "Girl, are you a cornucopia? Because you have all that I’m thankful for."
• "I’m no pilgrim, but I’d sure like to make you my first mate."
• "Is your heart as warm as that oven baking the turkey?"
• "I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."
• "Are you a sweet potato? Because you’re making my heart mash."
• "You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time."
• "If beauty were a grain, you'd be a bountiful harvest."
• "Forget the turkey, honey. You're the main course!"
• "If looks could kill, you'd be the centerpiece of every Thanksgiving table."
• "Are you a parade? Because you leave me in awe every time you pass by."
• "I’m so glad I brought my appetite because I’m devouring every moment with you."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from the Thanksgiving table because you’re a snack!"
• "Are you this year’s turkey? Because everyone is chasing after you!"
• "You're the apple in my pie."
• "I can't help but be grateful for every moment I spend with you."
• "Can I be the gravy to your mashed potatoes?"
• "Is your smile on the menu? Because it’s lighting up this Thanksgiving dinner."
• "Are you a bonfire? Because you light up my nights."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."
• "Your eyes are brighter than the cranberry sauce."
• "Your laughter? Better than any pumpkin pie I've ever tasted."
• "You're the only one I'd share my last slice of pie with."
• "Can I say a toast? To the most beautiful dish at the table."
• "How do you like your stuffing? Because I've got a special recipe for you."
• "Would you mind if I sit next to you at dinner? You make everything taste better."
• "You must be a wishbone because I’m wishing for you."
• "If I could rearrange the Thanksgiving spread, I’d put U and I next to each other."
• "You put the 'sweet' in sweet potato casserole."
• "Are you a pumpkin? Because I've fallen for you."
• "Let’s give everyone something more to be thankful for this year."
• "I can't help but feel grateful when I look into your eyes."
• "Your beauty makes every day feel like a holiday."
• "This turkey isn’t the only thing that's stuffed when I’m around you. My heart is too!"
• "My feelings for you? They’re more loaded than these mashed potatoes."
• "Every time I look at you, I feel like I’ve hit the Thanksgiving jackpot."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just the oven...and you?"
• "You've just made my list of things I'm thankful for this year."
• "If we were two pumpkins, I'd pick you."

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

When the holiday season rolls around, it's all about making connections, being grateful, and sharing warm moments. Want to impress that special lady this Thanksgiving? Why not try one of these Thanksgiving-themed pick-up lines for her? Just remember, serve them with a side of charm and a dash of humor!

• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this plate of turkey again?"
• "Is it hot in here or is it just the oven… and you?"
• "You must be the main course because I can't take my eyes off you."
• "Are you a pumpkin pie? Because I've been craving a slice all night."
• "If looks could kill, you'd be the turkey this Thanksgiving."
• "Forget the turkey, I'm just thankful for meeting you."
• "Girl, you're the sweet potato to my marshmallow topping."
• "You make my heart race faster than the last piece of pie getting picked up."
• "I was feeling pretty stuffed, but there’s always room for you."
• "You must be made of cranberry sauce, because you make everything better."
• "I’m no chef, but I’d love to stuff the turkey with you."
• "Are you a parade? Because I can't stop watching you go by."
• "Do you believe in Thanksgiving miracles? Because I think I just found the one."
• "How about we skip the family gatherings and have a feast for two?"
• "I couldn't help but notice that you shine brighter than my grandma's silverware."
• "I'm thankful for a lot of things, but I'd be more thankful for your number."
• "That twinkle in your eye? Brighter than the Thanksgiving candles."
• "Are you the wishbone? Because I’m wishing for you."
• "Pie isn't the only thing on my list tonight. Getting to know you is right up there."
• "You light up the room more than a fireplace on a cold November evening."
• "You must be the gravy, because you make everything complete."
• "How do you feel about holding hands under the dinner table?"
• "Are you a cornucopia? Because you've got all I'm looking for."
• "Your smile? More infectious than the Thanksgiving spirit."
• "If I had to choose between the last piece of pie and dancing with you, I'd pick you every time."
• "I never thought I'd be thankful for a pickup line until I saw you."
• "Forget about the table, you've set my heart a feast."
• "My family would love you almost as much as I do after that first glance."
• "You're so sweet, you'd put cranberry sauce to shame."
• "I was thinking of things I'm thankful for, and your smile made the list."
• "Is your name Autumn? Because I’ve fallen for you."
• "You've got everything I've been searching for, and believe me—I've been looking a long time."
• "If beauty were a corn, you'd be a whole field."
• "Are you a pie? Because you make my heart warm and gooey inside."
• "If I could rearrange the Thanksgiving table, I'd put U and I together."
• "You're like the perfect stuffing; warm, comforting, and impossible to resist."
• "It's not the feast that's making me full—it's your radiance."
• "If I could save one thing from Thanksgiving, it’d be a moment with you."
• "Girl, if you were a turkey, you'd be cooked to perfection."
• "The table’s set, the turkey's roasted, but you're the one who's truly toasted my heart."

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

As the Thanksgiving season approaches, the aroma of roasted turkey and freshly baked pies isn't the only thing that can spice up the atmosphere. Whether you're looking to break the ice or just share a laugh, here are Thanksgiving pick-up lines for him.

• "Is your name Turkey? Because I'm feeling grateful for you."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this pumpkin pie again?"
• "Forget the turkey, darling, you’ve just made my heart flutter."
• "Can I be the stuffing to your turkey?"
• "If I were a pilgrim, I'd make you my first settlement."
• "They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I think I just found a shortcut looking into your eyes."
• "You must be the main course, because I can't take my eyes off you."
• "Is your heart as full as this Thanksgiving table? Because I'm about to swoon."
• "This Thanksgiving, how about we start a tradition of our own?"
• "Are you made of pumpkin spice? Because you've just made my heart latte faster."
• "Do you feel the autumn chill? Because I'd love to cuddle up with you."
• "Your smile is more captivating than a sunset over a fall horizon."
• "If kisses were cranberries, I’d make us a whole bog."
• "Want to escape the family and share a secret slice of pie?"
• "I’m thankful for a lot of things, but right now, I’m thankful for meeting you."
• "You must be a wishbone because I’m pulling for you."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just the roasted turkey... or maybe it’s you?"
• "The turkeys aren't the only ones getting stuffed this Thanksgiving."
• "Let's give these mashed potatoes a reason to be jealous."
• "I must be a pilgrim because I've journeyed long to find you."
• "Like this cranberry sauce, I'm falling for you."
• "You're sweeter than all the pumpkin pies in the world."
• "Want to start a food fight and see where it leads?"
• "You've got that cranberry twinkle in your eyes."
• "Feeling brave? Try some of my homemade gravy."
• "Thanksgiving dinners might be filling, but nothing fills the void like your smile."
• "Is that a cornucopia, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Looking at you makes me feel more stuffed than this turkey."
• "You’ve got everything I've been searching for, and believe me—I've been looking a long time."
• "How about we skip the family dinner and have a feast of our own?"
• "Every pie has a filling, and I'm wondering what fills your heart."
• "Your eyes are more shimmering than the Thanksgiving parade balloons."
• "I might need some more stuffing, got any to share?"
• "Your charm makes every day feel like Thanksgiving."
• "You're the kind of dish I'd like to take home from the feast."
• "If I told you I was thankful for meeting you today, would you be my Thanksgiving date?"
• "These candied yams aren't the only sweet thing around here."
• "You've got the kind of warmth I'd love around my Thanksgiving table."
• "Being near you makes the holiday season even more special."
• "Every year I count my blessings. This year, I hope I can count you among them."
• "You're the cherry on top of my Thanksgiving dessert."
• "If I had a dime for every time I thought of someone like you during Thanksgiving, I’d only have a dime because you’re one of a kind."
• "This table has a spread, but all I can spread right now is my admiration for you."
• "Your charm is more intoxicating than a cup of spiced cider."

Conclusion

So there you have it, some of the funniest, sweetest, and quirkiest Thanksgiving pick-up lines sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. Whether they win you a date or not, these humorous lines will certainly add some seasoning to your Thanksgiving holiday. Remember, it's not just about the good food and family time, it's about spreading joy, laughter, and perhaps sparking a special connection.

So don’t be shy this Thanksgiving! Try out these lines, and let the season of love and gratitude inspire you to take that chance. Who knows? You may just end up with more than just turkey and stuffing this year around on Thanksgiving!