385 Nasty Pick Up Lines: What Not to Say!

Let's face it; we've all been there. You’re at a bar, a party, or just striking up a conversation with someone you find intriguing. Faced with this potential love interest, you find yourself tongue-tied and breathless. Suddenly, your mind races to generate that perfect ice breaker. Cue in - the infamous pick-up lines! Some might say they're outdated or cheesy, however, they can also be dauntlessly bold, sassy, and downright nasty.

Humour and charm aside, strutting the fine line between cheeky and distasteful can be a delicate balancing act. So, brace yourself to explore the raw, audacious world of 'nasty pick-up lines.' Through this entertaining blog post, we will map out the risqué, the spicy, and yes, even the cringe-worthy terrain that often accompanies these daring expressions. Buckle up and come along for the ride! Be sure to hold onto your hats though, it's bound to be a wild one.

Funny Nasty Pick Up Lines (2024)

In the vast realm of pick-up lines, some are sweet, some are clever, and then there are those that are downright nasty but hilarious. Dive into this compilation of funny nasty pick-up lines that'll make you cringe, chuckle, or both!

• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine tonight?"
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a hot-cumber."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm lovin' it!"
• "Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaaaam!"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put 'U' and 'I' together with no spaces in between."
• "Is that a ladder in your pants, or is the stairway to heaven?"
• "You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
• "Did you just sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet butt."
• "If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "If you were a burger, you’d be the McSexy."
• "Your body must be a wonderland, and I want to be Alice."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "If you were a booger, I’d pick you first."
• "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
• "Do you know CPR? Because you're taking my breath away!"
• "You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print."
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"
• "If I were a cat, I'd spend all my 9 lives with you."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a lifetime."
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."
• "Your body is 65% water, and I’m thirsty."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie."
• "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
• "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
• "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?"
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!"
• "Did we just share an elevator? Because I think we've got some ups and downs."
• "If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."
• "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."
• "Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice."
• "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "If you were a tear drop, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you."
• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

Cheesy Nasty Pick Up Lines (2024)

We've all heard them, and maybe even cringed a little when they're delivered with over-the-top confidence. Cheesy nasty pick-up lines have a notorious reputation, but there's no denying their charm.

• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
• "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
• "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te."
• "Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass seduction."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
• "You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real."
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Your eyes are like the ocean, I could swim in them all day."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future."
• "I'm no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about I get yours?"
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"
• "You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet."
• "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped my number."
• "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
• "If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you."
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."
• "You must be a beaver, because daaaaam."

Nasty Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2024)

In the realm of online dating, sometimes humor skews a little on the naughty side. For those brave souls who dare to tread into risqué territory, here's a compilation of wickedly nasty pick up lines for Tinder—but proceed with caution!

• I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
• Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
• I might not be going down town later, but hopefully I’ll be going down on you.
• People are talking about you behind your back. Wanna know what they’re saying? “Great tits”.
• Why don’t you let me be your personal sealant and fill your crack in?
• If you were Kim Jung Un you’d have no problem making me stand to attention.
• Shakira was wrong, I’m definitely confusing your breasts with mountains.
• Everyone prefers a sprint to a marathon, so do you feel like coming to mine for a quick one?
• Can you start printing out some missing person posters? I’m gonna have you tied up for a long
• Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
• Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
• Hey cutie, you’re looking a little short on accessories. I’ve got one that’d look great in your mouth.
• I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
• Usually my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon it could be Uranus if you let me explore it.
• Wanna know the difference between a unicorn horn and an erection? I don’t have a unicorn horn right now.
• I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about that tonight?
• I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
• One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
• I’m pretty bad at swimming, can I use your assets as a buoyancy aid?
• Do you need a personal boobs holder? I’m out of a job at the minute, but I’ll happily volunteer for you.
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine tonight?"
• "If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) Bacon and eggs c) Crèpes d) Aaannndd... you."
• "Your body is made up of 70% water... and I'm thirsty."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."
• "Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass seduction."
• "Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under."
• "Your hand looks heavy, want me to hold it for you?"
• "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
• "Did your photos get banned from other dating apps? Because they make my heart race!"
• "You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet!"
• "Is it hot in here or is it just our burning chemistry?"
• "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
• "Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight can't outshine the ones in your eyes."
• "Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."
• "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple."
• "Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
• "Do you have any sunscreen? Because you're burning me up!"
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together."
• "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
• "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for."
• "Your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly attractive!"
• "Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."
• "Did we just share an elevator? Because I think we have some undeniable up-and-down chemistry."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a hot potato."
• "Your smile is like a rare comet, it makes my night brighter."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!"
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans."
• "Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other!"
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
• "Is your dad a chef? Because you’re a snack!"
• "Your eyes are like oceans and I'm lost at sea."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"
• "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."

Cute Nasty Pick Up Line (2024)

Sometimes, we want our pick up lines to have that perfect blend of adorableness and naughtiness. For those times when you're feeling a little cheeky but still want to make someone smile, these cute nasty pick up lines are just the ticket. Use them with caution, and always remember to prioritize consent and comfort!

• "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... and some things I hadn't thought to search for yet."
• "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine tonight?"
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard... in bed."
• "You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. But what trick do we perform next?"
• "If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"
• "Your hand looks heavy. Want me to hold it... and maybe something else?"
• "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer... under the sheets."
• "Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor."
• "Is there Wi-Fi in here? Because I'm feeling a connection... and it's not just online."
• "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and other places."
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie... and I've got a craving."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence... in my bed."
• "You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet and into your bedroom."
• "I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together... in various poses."
• "I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber... in my salad bowl."
• "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you... hard."
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple. And I'd be the naughty pineapple."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again... without my shirt?"
• "Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw... and my standards for tonight."
• "You must be a time traveler because I can see you in my future... and it's looking steamy."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're the dreamiest."
• "If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. Wanna cluck?"
• "Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you."
• "I'm not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true tonight."
• "Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it... and I want a taste."
• "Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk."
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my heart rate... and my robe."
• "If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print... and I'd read you all night."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... and I'd like to contest it."
• "You must be a loan from a bank because you've got my interest... and I'd like to invest."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm... and I've got dry spots."
• "If you were a cat, you'd purr-fect. Wanna meow?"
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you... and your bed looks comfy."
• "I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you... at least for tonight."
• "Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot... and ready for aloe?"
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a hot potato. And I'd love to butter you up."
• "Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam... and I've got wood."
• "You look familiar. Did we take a class together? Because I feel chemistry."
• "I must be a snowman, because you just made my heart melt... and I could use some warming up."
• "If you were a dessert, you'd be a Jello shot. Sweet, wobbly, and I want to slurp you up."

Nasty Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

When the ordinary just won't do and you're feeling bold enough to tread on the wild side, these pick-up lines might just do the trick. However, a word of caution: always ensure your approach is respectful, and remember that not everyone will appreciate such audacity. Now, here's a collection of nasty pick-up lines for her:

• "If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass seduction."
• "Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for in the naughty department."
• "Did you just come out of the oven? Because damn, you're hot and steamy!"
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cutecumber'. But with those curves, you're all spice!"
• "Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine tonight?"
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put 'U' and 'I' together with nothing in between."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Cause my app says we're a match."
• "Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty."
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
• "Your dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor."
• "If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"
• "Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more."
• "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. Especially in that outfit."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with fewer clothes?"
• "Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?"
• "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard tonight."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "If you were a cat, you'd purr-fectly fit in my lap."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together."
• "Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?"
• "Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?"
• "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack."
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie-pie."
• "You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off every time I see you."
• "You're like a fine wine, the more of you I drink in, the better I feel."
• "Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer."
• "Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."
• "If beauty were time, you’d be eternity."
• "Your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly pulling me in."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"
• "I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."
• "Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout."
• "Are you Cinderella? Because your beauty has me spellbound."
• "If I could have one thing in the world, it would be for you to look at me the way you're looking at that drink."
• "If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart."
• "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."

Nasty Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

Sometimes, the line between naughty and playful is blurred, and when in the right setting, these lines can spark intrigue and excitement. However, it's essential to tread lightly and ensure that the recipient is comfortable and consents to this kind of playfulness. Here are spicy pick up lines for him that can add some heat to the conversation.

• "Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for someone like you."
• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears."
• "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’."
• "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it."
• "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
• "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
• "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"
• "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
• "Your body is 70% water, and I’m thirsty."
• "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie-pie."
• "Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?"
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
• "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?"
• "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."
• "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout."
• "If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."
• "Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."
• "Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."
• "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
• "Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine."
• "If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
• "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future."
• "Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Can I tie your shoelaces? I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
• "Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Hold up a mirror."
• "Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."
• "Your lips seem like they could use some company."
• "I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you."
• "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
• "If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity."
• "I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true."
• "If you were a vegetable, I'd pick you first."
• "Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real."
• "You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te."

Conclusion

In the grand scheme of things, pick up lines, nasty or not, are just that - lines. They reflect the audacity and confidence of the person, provided they are used with a sense of humor and a light touch. Using them might lead to a giggle or two, a raised eyebrow or even an instant bond over shared humor. They might be a swing and a miss occasionally, but isn't that the whole point of trying something new? Taking a chance?

Remember, while these lines are generally all in good fun, always prioritize respect and consent during any interaction. After all, the goal is to build bridges of connection, not to burn them down. Whether it’s through using nasty pick up lines or engaging in deep, philosophical conversations, the crux lies in authenticity and respect. Don't feel obliged to use any of these lines; the best ice-breaker will always be your genuine interest and kindness. And maybe, just maybe, a little dash of nasty if the situation calls for it.