If you've ever found yourself in need of a good laugh or a dose of nostalgia, look no further than the hilarious and iconic "21 Jump Street." This action-comedy film, based on the popular 1980s TV series of the same name, brought together the comedic talents of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in a way that left audiences in stitches. "21 Jump Street" is not just a riotous buddy cop film; it's a treasure trove of memorable one-liners and quotes that have become instant classics in the world of comedy.
In this article, we'll dive into some of the most side-splitting and memorable "Quotes From 21 Jump Street," celebrating the wit and humor that made this film a standout in the genre. So, buckle up as we embark on a journey through the hilarious world of "21 Jump Street" quotes that will have you laughing out loud and reminiscing about this modern comedy gem.
Quotes From 21 Jump Street (2024)
"21 Jump Street" brought us not only a fantastic buddy cop film but also a treasure trove of unforgettable quotes that have solidified its place in comedy history. From the hilarious banter between Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) to the witty one-liners from Captain Dickson (Ice Cube), this movie is packed with humor from start to finish.
"You have the right to remain an attorney." - Schmidt
"I'm like my worst nightmare!" - Morton Schmidt
"We are here to A) Investigate a drug dealer's murder or B) Go to prom and graduate high school. Which option sounds cooler?" - Jenko
"What are you trying to look like, a young, handsome officer or a middle-aged lesbian gym teacher?" - Deputy Chief Hardy
"You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus-looking mother[expletive]." - Captain Dickson
"Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier!" - Captain Dickson
"I'm not gonna get in there, you gotta get in there, man. You gotta make the moment right." - Morton Schmidt
"You're the coolest kid in school!" - Jenko
"Not so slim Shady." - Jenko
"I used to get a boner every seven minutes, like clockwork." - Morton Schmidt
"Hey, stop fiddling with your baby bump and let's do this!" - Morton Schmidt
"Some kid puked in the gym." - Coach Walters
"Why are you wearing a backpack? You're the first person to ever get into a fight at a church!" - Morton Schmidt
"I wouldn't be surprised if this is the most action he's seen in months." - Jenko
"You can't just get rid of me that easy, I'm like herpes." - Morton Schmidt
"I'm gonna wear a suit, you're gonna wear a dress, and we're going to have a good time." - Morton Schmidt
"I'm just saying, man. Don't get all sensitive and gay about it." - Morton Schmidt
"All you gotta do is follow my lead. You ever pretend to be something you're not?" - Morton Schmidt
"He's a little slow, but he's sweet." - Eric Molson
"We're back to science." - Jenko
"Dude, I found your twin!" - Jenko
"This is my home!" - Captain Dickson
"No, you're not that dumb, all right? I mean, you're dumb, but you're not that dumb." - Captain Dickson
"Give him something heavy to carry." - Morton Schmidt
"Oh, snap!" - Morton Schmidt
"I've been fingered before." - Morton Schmidt
"You know, if I was a plastic surgeon, I would have just put breasts on the back of her head." - Morton Schmidt
"She's got brains, and she's got a body. I just gotta use my brain, and this, to get inside that brain." - Morton Schmidt
"I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the truck." - Morton Schmidt
"You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus-looking mother[expletive]." - Captain Dickson
"You did a lot of finger painting as a kid, huh?" - Jenko
"Do you have the right to remain sexy?" - Jenko
"I used to watch a lot of TV as a kid, so I always thought this was what high school was gonna be like." - Morton Schmidt
"I can't wait to see how [expletive] up this high school is, man." - Morton Schmidt
"We need to have some sort of signal in case one of us gets in trouble so the other one knows to come and save him." - Jenko
"This is the city's IQ test." - Morton Schmidt
"You know, I can't believe this is the only job that would take me." - Jenko
"Well, you know what? It's because all the other jobs you could get require you to be on the police force." - Morton Schmidt
"You're really good at this. You're like the Michael Jordan of being a disgrace to the force." - Deputy Chief Hardy
"You do get extra credit for saving a guy's life, so congrats on that." - Deputy Chief Hardy
"Did you see how he was looking at me?" - Eric Molson
"Man, he's looking at everyone like that." - Morton Schmidt
"I've got some [expletive] up hands." - Greg Jenko
"What are you guys talking about?" - Jenko
"We're starting to feel the endorphins!" - Morton Schmidt
"Don't let the 9/11 terrorists win!" - Coach Walters
"Every movie you guys watch is like the movie that makes the movie not happen." - Jenko
"Somebody is cooking cookies." - Morton Schmidt
"There are no drugs here, except for the drugs that you found, which are here." - Jenko
"All you gotta do is follow my lead." - Morton Schmidt
"I wanna say something." - Morton Schmidt
"I'm not good at this emotional stuff." - Morton Schmidt
"She's really good-looking, isn't she? It's just that I'm trying to be a real person with you." - Morton Schmidt
"Listen, we have a chance to make a real difference here." - Jenko
"We can just do the same thing we did last time, and everything should go as planned." - Morton Schmidt
"You may have the right to remain silent, but I don't." - Jenko
"I'm gonna climb that like a tree." - Morton Schmidt
"I think I got her number. You'll be banging her in no time." - Morton Schmidt
"If I die, turn my porn into a bonfire." - Morton Schmidt
"It's like an abandoned factory where they're building [expletive]-loads of AK-47s." - Morton Schmidt
"We've got a zero tolerance policy on this stuff." - Morton Schmidt
"A, you can't really notice it." - Eric Molson
"If you guys try to fight me on this, I'll burn your house down, and I'll [expletive] your mom." - Morton Schmidt
"Stop fiddling with your baby bump and let's do this!" - Morton Schmidt
"Dude, your hair is [expletive] up!" - Jenko
"We have the right to remain sexy." - Jenko
"Why the [expletive] do you have this in your car?" - Morton Schmidt
"You never fought me on anything. You said we needed a break, so I agreed to take a break, and now you're saying that we need to [expletive] while I'm on a break." - Morton Schmidt
"You don't want a sculpture of a guy's junk hanging out in the middle of the park." - Jenko
"I'm not going to [expletive] you, so just relax, okay?" - Morton Schmidt
"It's not like I'm in love with you or anything." - Morton Schmidt
"You guys have messed with me every day since we started." - Morton Schmidt
"Maybe because you're our friend, and we thought you were too good for her." - Eric Molson
"You really cared for me as a friend, and I [expletive] up." - Morton Schmidt
"I guess I'm just a bit sensitive right now." - Morton Schmidt
"Don't get all sensitive and gay about it." - Morton Schmidt
"Schmidt's got a little [expletive] in his brain." - Jenko
"This is the real me. The other me is not the real me." - Morton Schmidt
"You guys are real police officers." - Morton Schmidt
"I'm not gonna [expletive] you, man." - Morton Schmidt
"I don't have time for all that sensitive [expletive]." - Morton Schmidt
"We are about to do this right now." - Morton Schmidt
"We're going to be late to prom!" - Morton Schmidt
"I don't want to shoot my penis off." - Morton Schmidt
"We need to find the drug dealer, find out where the drugs are coming from, and put a stop to it." - Jenko
"I'm trying to save you from [expletive]ing up your life." - Morton Schmidt
"This is [expletive] [expletive] up, man." - Morton Schmidt
"Hey, man, you've got a good face for radio." - Jenko
"We're the cool kids now, man!" - Morton Schmidt
"You're not my partner. You're my [expletive]ing problem." - Jenko
"I don't know what the [expletive] we're doing." - Morton Schmidt
"I mean, we just found a bunch of [expletive] drugs." - Morton Schmidt
"I don't know what we're doing. We're just driving around in a [expletive] cop car." - Morton Schmidt
"I'm just happy that you're my friend, man." - Morton Schmidt
"I can't [expletive] you because we're on a break." - Morton Schmidt
"You [expletive] us up, man!" - Eric Molson
"We just wanted to make sure you were okay." - Eric Molson
"You [expletive] up everything, man!" - Eric Molson
"You [expletive] up everything you touch." - Eric Molson
"You guys [expletive] me up every day." - Eric Molson
"You [expletive] me up every day, and I [expletive] you up!" - Eric Molson
"You don't understand. You just don't [expletive] understand." - Eric Molson
"I [expletive] up everything I touch, man." - Eric Molson
"You [expletive] us up every day." - Eric Molson
"You're [expletive] crazy, man!" - Eric Molson
"I never wanted to be a cop. I just wanted to be a musician." - Morton Schmidt
"We have the right to remain silent." - Morton Schmidt
"We have the right to remain sexy." - Morton Schmidt
In conclusion, "Quotes From 21 Jump Street" takes us on a hilarious journey filled with wit, banter, and unforgettable moments. This comedy classic delivered not only action-packed scenes but also a slew of one-liners and humorous exchanges that have stood the test of time. Whether it's Schmidt and Jenko's dynamic duo or Captain Dickson's no-nonsense humor, these quotes remind us of the sheer joy that this film brought to audiences.
As we reminisce about the antics of our favorite undercover cops, it's clear that "21 Jump Street" is more than just a buddy cop movie; it's a comedy gem that continues to tickle our funny bones. These quotes serve as a delightful reminder of the laughter and camaraderie that this film has provided to countless viewers. So, let's raise a toast to the humor and hilarity of "Quotes From 21 Jump Street" and the lasting impact they've had on the world of comedy.
