202 Church Pick Up Lines: Get Ready to Wow!

If the church is more than just a place of worship to you—if it's also a meeting ground to connect with fellow Christians and possibly meet that special someone then knowing the right things to say can be crucial. At the same time, these moments should be approached with respect, decorum, and an appropriate sense of humor.
Welcome to the curious world of church pick up lines. This article explores a selection of respectfully amusing, inoffensive, and sometimes thought-provoking lines that might just give you the edge you need while connecting with fellow churchgoers.
Whether your intention is to spark a friendship, initiate a meaningful conversation, or express a romantic interest, these church-themed ice-breakers could help you venture into uncharted social territories. But remember, even as we keep spirits high and conversation lively, the church is a place primarily dedicated to spiritual growth and connection with the divine.

Funny Church Pick Up Lines (2024)

Humorous, light-hearted and certainly bound to bring a smile, we've compiled a list of funny church pick up lines. These are structured to get attention, induce laughter, and create a lively exchange between church-goers. They are all unique and certainly related to church themes.

• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for."
• "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
• "I didn't believe in predestination until I met you."
• "You don't need to turn water into wine to impress me."
• "God said He’d provide all my needs, and I think I’m looking at you right now."
• "Do you believe in divine appointment? Because I believe we just had one."
• "I may not have a job right now, but I promise you that I’m stored up with treasures in Heaven."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
• "God must have been showing off when he made you."
• "I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours."
• "Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?"
• "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
• "Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common? We both ripped when we saw you."
• "Your smile must be a reflection of God’s glory!"
• "Are you the one I’ve been praying for?"
• "Can I offer you a space in my heart now that it has been cleared of idols?"
• "Feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material."
• "You're my chosen one."
• "Was that a thunderstorm, or are you rocking my world?"
• "Whether you believe in miracles or not, I think I've just witnessed one in your smile."
• "Believe me when I say - for you, I'd leave all 99 sheep behind."
• "I was praying, and it looks like God just answered my prayers."
• "Did you swallow the Holy Spirit? Because whenever you talk, I feel inspired."
• "Are you lost? Because seeing you is like a slice of Heaven."
• "I tried to write a letter to God to express how thankful I am for you, but I ran out of ink."
• "Can you guide me? I misplaced the path to your heart."
• "I would travel through the desert for 40 years just for a date with you."
• "Can I walk you home? Or better yet, can we walk the path of life together?"
• "You're the answer to my prayers."
• "You can't spell church without 'U' and 'I'."
• "Are you my Bible? Because your presence is my guide."
• "Is your name Grace? Because you are irresistible."
• "You're so beautiful; even King Solomon would've written a song about you."
• "You make my faith grow."
• "Can you look at my heart? Because I think God engraved your name there."
• "Do you do car washes? Because you just swept me off my feet!"
• "It's no secret; you're my one in seven billion."
• "I think I need a map because I am lost in your eyes."
• "Do you believe to love thy neighbor? Because I'm the closest!"
• "Are you an answer to prayer? Because I believe I just saw my future."
• "Why do you think God created a pair in Eden? I think it's a sign we should be together."
• "Your love is like the word of God; it lights up my path."
• "Are we both at church? Because I feel the presence of an angel."
• "Was it God who made you? Because, to me, you're perfect."
• "In His eyes, we are all one. So, would you like to be one with me?"
• "Do you need a Bible Study partner? Because I am available."
• "Are you tired? Because you have been running through the Heaven and Earth of my mind all day long."

Cheesy Church Pick Up Lines (2024)

Sparking a conversation can be a bit intimidating, especially in a church setting. But fear not, because a well-placed, cheesy pick up line can serve as a great icebreaker while keeping the mood lighthearted and fun. Here are unique yet church-related cheesy pick up lines to help kickstart those conversations.

• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for."
• "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… he never met you."
• "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
• "Excuse me, but I think one of your ribs belongs to me."
• "Your love for the Lord shines brighter than any morning star."
• "When I read the book of Numbers, I realized I didn't have yours."
• "The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry', how about dinner?"
• "I didn’t know angels flew this low."
• "For you, I would slay two Goliaths."
• "You put the 'cute' in 'persecute'."
• "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
• "I just want you to know, I'm praying for you… No, I'm praying 'for' you."
• "It seems like my prayers for a godly partner have been answered in you."
• "Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing."
• "Is it okay if I follow you home? Cause my prayers for you lead me in this direction."
• "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
• "Methuselah spent his whole life waiting for his bride, but I would wait even longer for you."
• "I'd part the Red Sea for you."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my life."
• "I used to believe in natural selection, but then I saw you."
• "Are you a burning bush? Because you’re extremely hot."
• "Your beauty reminds me of His new mercies each morning."
• "I could walk through the desert devoid of all comfort, just to speak to you."
• "You may not be water into wine, but you're making my head spin."
• "I can't explain the Trinity, but I sure as loving you."
• "You're the God-written love story I’ve been praying for."
• "I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"
• "Your love for the Lord is as evident as the veils of the morning."
• "Were you forged by the Creator, cause I've been seeking you my whole life."
• "I know it’s not right to idolize but every time I look into your eyes… I can't help it!"
• "I think God just answered my discernment for a godly spouse."
• "When God made you, He was showing off."
• "The Son of God turned water into wine, but you just quench my thirst."
• "You and me, we're like loaves and fishes… we just seem to multiply."
• "Are we at the airport? Cause my heart is taking off seeing you."
• "Did you say your name was Esther? Because I would marry you right now."
• "Now I know why God rested on the seventh day, He was busy creating you."
• "Our relationship is like the covenant, it's a promise."
• "It’s like Paul is speaking to me in Galatians 5:22, because the only fruit of the Spirit I'm missing is you."
• "Your beauty is like the tower of David; it can't be hidden!"
• "Whenever I read Proverbs 31, I think of you."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
• "Would you happen to be a miracle? Because when I look at you I believe."
• "Reading the Bible feels so good, but when I'm with you, it feels so much better."
• "Your faith shines brighter than any diamond."
• "I don’t know if you noticed but, when you entered the room, everyone was awestruck by your beauty."

Church Pick Up Lines For Tinder (2024)

While dating platforms like Tinder don't necessarily stand as bastions of spiritual engagement, there's no rule saying your devout nature can't shine, especially if you're aiming to find a like-minded individual. Safely ensconced in the realm of respectful creativity and genuine intention, here's presenting church pick up lines for tinder that could brighten your Tinder conversations with a holy glow!

• "Are you a prayer? Because my heart beats 'Amen' every time I see you."
• "Is your name Grace? Because you've been unmerited favouring my heart."
• "Can we start a prayer circle? Because I'm falling for you, and I might need all the help I can get!"
• "I think God just answered my prayers because I was asking for an angel like you."
• "Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you."
• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because I could use some comforting?"
• "I didn't believe in predestination until I saw you."
• "God created you for a purpose, and it's to be in my life."
• "Is your halo missing? Because I see heaven right in front of me."
• "Are you the commandments? Because my heart just broke all ten."
• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
• "Are you a miracle? Because I think God put you in my path for a reason."
• "Do you have an eraser? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."
• "Did you just say 'Hallelujah'? Because Heaven must have heard my prayers."
• "I've been reading the book of Numbers, but I noticed yours wasn't in it."
• "Praying without ceasing just got a new meaning since I met you."
• "Are you the chosen one? Because my heart yearns for you."
• "Did you cast a spell? Because every time I see you, I feel blessed."
• "Let's start a Bible study, with just you and me."
• "If beauty were a sin, God would not forgive you."
• "The Bible says 'Give and it will be given unto you,' can I give you my heart?"
• "My love for you is like God, it's everlasting."
• "This must surely be God's will, because we've matched."
• "Are you a blessing? Because you're answer to all my prayers."
• "Are you the new testament? Because my world revolves around you."
• "Are you a psalm? Because my spirit is uplifted whenever I read you."
• "Is your name Eve? Because you're the only woman in my world."
• "Excuse me, but I believe one of your rib bones belongs to me."
• "I was praying for God to send me something and here you are."
• "Your name must be Angels, because I feel heavenly with you."
• "Could I have a moment to share the love of God with you?"
• "I know it's not Christmas, but Jesus just came so I could meet you."
• "Do you have room in your life for another friend?"
• "I've been reading about the Promised Land, and I think I just found it in your eyes."
• "I believe in the power of prayer, and I've prayed to meet someone like you."
• "Our church is pretty crowded, want to go somewhere quiet to chat?"
• "If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself."
• "The word says to give thanks for all things, so here I am thanking God for you."
• "Are you religious? Because your prayers have been answered."
• "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
• "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
• "Could I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
• "I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel."
• "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

Cute Church Pick Up Line (2024)

In the scenic backdrop of pews, stained glass, and, occasionally, an organ playing gently in the background, sprouts the opportunity for congenial conversations and endearing interactions. If you’re ready to warm some hearts and inspire a few smiles, these cute church pick up lines might be just what you're looking for. Here are uniquely crafted, church-related pick-up lines that are almost certain to score you some divine points of admiration:

• "Is your name Grace? Because you have saved me."
• "You and I are like loaves and fishes; we might just be a miracle together."
• "Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?"
• "I didn't believe in predestination until I met you."
• "The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"
• "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you."
• "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
• "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."
• "I was reading my Bible and noticed that I was missing the book of Numbers. Can I have yours?"
• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for."
• "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
• "Can I offer you a space to kneel next to me at the pew next Sunday?"
• "It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil."
• "You put the 'cute' in 'absolute Truth'."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
• "Is the Spirit between us, or is it just you who makes my heart beat faster?"
• "Would you join me in breaking bread? (Dinner, perhaps?)"
• "Did you just stop praying? Because my heart just skipped a amen."
• "Though our sins are as scarlet, you have made my heart as white as snow."
• "Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you."
• "Our love is so pure it makes Daniel's den feel like a winter retreat."
• "Have you ever tried praying at the beach? Because it feels heavenly with you."
• "Your smile shines brighter than Moses' face during the Exodus."
• "I used to believe in natural selection until I met you."
• "Let’s be like Noah and do this thing in pairs."
• "When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you."
• "You must be the fifth book of the New Testament because wherever I go, Acts follow."
• "It's going to be really hard for you to leave today… because you have been bound in my heart."
• "Would you mind if I get to know the angel behind that lovely smile?"
• "You must be Eve because you're the only woman in the world to me."
• "My life without you is as empty as the tomb of Jesus on Easter Sunday."
• "When I read the book of Numbers, I realized I don't have yours."
• "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my prayers all day."
• "Our Father in heaven must have a great plan for us together."
• "An act of love that goes up as offering, that's how I feel when I look at you."
• "How about we get out of here and move towards a bit more… Ecclesiastes 4:9?"
• "Meeting you was like the miracle of the five loaves and two fish, plentiful and satisfying."
• "You! Don't you remember? We sat next to each other at the last supper."
• "I hope I'm not Judas, but I really would love to steal a kiss from you."
• "Did I see you in my future prophesy or is it déjà vu?"
• "Your name must be Milk or Honey… because you feel like something I was promised."
• "You light up my world like the pillar of fire from Exodus."
• "Do we need an Ark? Because it feels like we're paired for life."

Church Pick Up Lines For Her (Girls)

Courting someone in a sacred place needs a touch of grace, humor, and respect. So, here's a collection of church pick up lines, carefully crafted to ensure they won't cross any boundaries. Break the ice with your church companion with these tender, religiously church pick up lines for her that are both respectful and fun.

• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for."
• "Do you believe in divine appointments? Because I believe our meeting was a blessing."
• "My bible reading feels incomplete until it’s shared with you."
• "Is your name Grace? Because you have brought God's favor into my life."
• "You just turned my water into fine wine."
• "I was reading the Book of Numbers and realized I didn't have yours."
• "Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
• "When I count my blessings, I always think of you."
• "God broke the mold when he made you."
• "Our love is like the loaves and fishes. It just multiplies."
• "The word says to give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry; so how about dinner tonight?"
• "Are you a burning bush? Because you're really hot."
• "I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you."
• "You put the 'cute' in 'persecute'."
• "So last night, I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours."
• "You float my ark."
• "How many times do I need to walk around you to make you fall for me? Seven?"
• "For you, I would slay two Goliaths."
• "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you."
• "Excuse me, but I think one of your ribs belongs to me."
• "I know it’s not Christmas, but I can’t stop staring at the most beautiful angel."
• "Our relationship is like a covenant. It's never ending."
• "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."
• "Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my life."
• "Consider this our Betrothal ceremony."
• "By any chance, is your name Esther? Because you were chosen among women."
• "My spiritual gift is my ability to chat with you."
• "We should definitely pray and study the word together more often. How about tomorrow at dinner?"
• "Did you say your name was Ruth? Because you have captured my heart."
• "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
• "Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?"
• "I knew compelling love when I saw you, and I couldn’t resist saying hi."
• "Is your name 'Wisdom'? Because you bring understanding to my life."
• "You know Jesus? Me too. That's why you are my sister in Christ."
• "Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your soul is why he invented hearts."
• "My love for you is like God’s mercy – it’s endless."
• "Your love is divine, and I can't resist shining in it."
• "You turned my mourning into dancing."
• "Your smile warms me more than a psalm in the middle of December."
• "If beauty is a gift, then you are God’s generosity."

Church Pick Up Lines For Him (Guys)

Every lady dreads the moment when conversation dwindles during a church social. However, when you are armed with some gentle, church-themed icebreakers, you might find that striking up an engaging conversation with that certain gentleman friend becomes surprisingly manageable. Here are tastefully clever church pick up lines for him.

• "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
• "I didn't believe in predestination until I met you."
• "You must be the answer to all my prayers."
• "Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've been hoping for."
• "Ever read the story of Ruth? I've been waiting for my Boaz, and I think I've just found him."
• "Your love is like the Gospel—good news to my heart."
• "I believe in praying without ceasing. Therefore, you're always in my thoughts."
• "Do you believe in divine intervention? Because I've been praying for someone like you."
• "God broke the mold when He made you."
• "Are you Gabriel? Because my heart heralds joy every time I see you."
• "I was reading my Bible and couldn't help but notice you embody the Fruits of the Spirit."
• "Is your name Matthew? Because I feel you've been called to walk with me."
• "Your heart must be ten sizes too big, because you're embodying the love of Christ."
• "Are you an angel? Because Heaven is missing one."
• "I was thinking about giving up my sinful ways, but then I saw you and realized some things are worth going to hell for."
• "Every time I pray for patience, God gives me another moment with you."
• "They say the church isn't a place for hookups, but the chemistry between us could change the laws of nature."
• "God must have been showing off when he created you."
• "Are you Paul? Because I can't stop following you in every path."
• "We must be in the Ark of Noah because it feels like we're two of a kind."
• "I have a confession to make—every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."
• "Could you help me study Ecclesiastes? Because I believe two are better than one."
• "What's your prayer schedule? Can I set my alarm clock by it? Because I'd like to pray with you."
• "Your faith shines brighter than any Sunday morning sun."
• "How about we turn some water into wine and see where our faith takes us?"
• "You put the 'angel' in Evangelism."
• "I must be Solomon, because I’m overwhelmed with your beauty."
• "Were you a part of the creation story? Because I think God spent an extra day on you."
• "Can I be your accountability partner?"
• "Are you Peter? Because you've unlocked the keys to my heart."
• "When I read 'love is patient', I instantly thought of you."
• "Has anyone ever told you that your eyes shine like baptismal waters?"
• "You make my heart sing louder than the church choir."
• "You make it easier to praise God because you're a blessing in my life."
• "You might not be manna, but being with you is surely like heaven."
• "When I count my blessings, I count you twice."
• "Your spirit is as warm as the burning bush."
• "I would be willing to walk through the wilderness if it led me to you."
• "Seeing you is like hearing a sermon that speaks directly to my soul."
• "Are you a parable? Because I keep trying to unravel your mysteries."
• "I can't promise a covenant, but I can offer a coffee date."
• "God took one look at my heart and decided I needed you."
• "With love from you, I don't fear walking through the valley of the shadow of death."
• "You light up my world brighter than a church on Christmas Eve."
• "Let's follow the words of Proverbs and not forsake our own mercies. Can we start with a dinner date?"
• "Every sermon reminds me of you—inspiring, uplifting, and guiding me closer to God."

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Conclusion

Engaging with fellow worshippers in a dignified yet lighthearted manner is an art that takes practice. These church pick up lines are designed to provide a conversation starter that is both respectful and charming. Remember, humor has a way of bringing people together and these lines might just work in your favor to form a lasting bond in your church community.

However, always bear in mind that every situation demands discernment and the church, being a spiritual refuge, deserves a paramount level of respect. It is always best to balance humor with grace and decorum. Use these lines sensibly to create charming, friendly, and meaningful interactions at church.