"Animal House," a cult classic comedy film released in 1978, continues to delight audiences with its outrageous humor and memorable quotes. Set in the early 1960s at the fictional Faber College, the movie follows a misfit fraternity, Delta Tau Chi, as they wreak havoc on campus. Filled with memorable characters like Bluto, Otter, and Flounder, the film is a raucous romp through college life that has left an indelible mark on popular culture. These lines, among many others, have cemented "Animal House" as a timeless comedy classic that continues to entertain audiences of all ages.
Quotes From Animal House (2024)
Get ready to laugh out loud with these unforgettable lines from the classic comedy film "Animal House." From Bluto's outrageous antics to Otter's smooth charm, these quotes capture the essence of college chaos and camaraderie:
"Toga! Toga!"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"Seven years of college down the drain."
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"We're on a mission from God."
"You messed up. You trusted us."
"See if you can guess what I am now."
"Food fight!"
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
"Zero point zero."
"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"I'm a zit. Get it?"
"We have an old saying in Delta: don't get mad, get even."
"What the hell are we supposed to do, you moron?"
"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
"Dean Wormer, I've got news for you. You're not going to like it."
"What's this lying around sh*t?"
"Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like sh*t through a goose."
"You're going to look awfully silly with that knife sticking out of your ass."
"Wasn't it great when we were all young and stupid?"
"You're a Neidermeyer!"
"Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
"Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'."
"I'm in love with a girl named Mandy."
"I'm a member of the American Civil Liberties Union."
"Forget it, he's rolling."
"We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house, and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong."
"We could do the old Delta thing."
"Fat, drunk, and stupid may be a way to go through college, but not through life."
"Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*cked up… you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it!"
"You'll never be a member of Delta, and that's final!"
"He can't do that to our pledges."
"It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party."
"The Germans? Forget it, he's rolling."
"Do you mind if I dance with your dates?"
"Well, you can't do that to our pledges!"
"It's gotta work out. I'm pre-law."
"There's nothing dead down here."
"Dean Wormer, this is Mr. Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg."
"We have to do something. He's serious this time. Look at his face."
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
"He'll take the food right out of your mouth."
"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
"What's all this laying around stuff? Why aren't you guys up drinking?"
"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
"You're not gonna kick me out, are ya?"
"Otter, I gave my love to the Delta Chi's."
"You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals."
"You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*cked up… you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it!"
"That's right! Don't! Don't! Don't!"
"My parents gave me a car? He gave me a f*cking scholarship!"
"You f*cked up. You trusted us."
"You're out of Delta."
"What do you intend to do about this?"
"Face it. Kent is a toilet."
"C'mon, it's gotta be in here somewhere."
"You and me can have a real serious talk."
"Sometimes you just gotta let your hair down."
"And most of all, thank you, God."
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me."
"Who's gonna know?"
"I'm gonna make a stand."
"Who's in charge here?"
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
"We're the only white people here."
"Come on! You're gonna score!"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"How would you like to see a firecracker up my ass?"
"Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?"
"You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?"
"What's the matter with you?"
"I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
"Why not?"
"These will be the years."
"I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."
"You're all worthless and weak."
"Now, let's go get those bastards."
"Don't cost nothin'."
"We'll think of something."
"You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f****d up… you trusted us!"
"Zero. Point. Zero."
"Dean Wormer, I've got a great idea for a double secret probation."
"He can't do that to our pledges!"
"What's our GPA?"
"You mean co-education?"
"Let's do it."
"Road trip!"
"Why don't you take it easy, relax, put your feet up and have a smoke?"
"We have to do something. He's serious this time. Look at his face."
"Mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"
"I'm a free man, and I'm gonna party till they put me away."
"Hey, what's this lying around s**t?"
"Faber College has one of the lowest grade-point averages in the country."
"Let's go get 'em."
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
"You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f***ed up… you trusted us!"
"Seven years of college down the drain!"
"What are we gonna do? Road trip?"
"We're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!"
"Wasn't that great?"
"Sorry. My mistake."
"They took the bar! The whole f***ing bar!"
"Otis, my man!"
"No, really, I'm okay."
"What the hell's the matter with you?"
"You're expelled!"
"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton."
"May I have 10,000 marbles, please?"
"What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know?"
"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
"I'm a little late."
"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
"Bullsh! You can't bullshit a bullshter!"
"I am the wimp."
"Oh, boy, is this great!"
"Welcome to the Delta Tau Chi pledge house."
"Some of the Omegas."
"Point of parliamentary procedure!"
"Is this any way to run a fraternity?"
"Leave us alone, will ya?"
"You know what he probably did? He probably went into his room, turned off the lights, and played with himself."
"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps."
"The new pledges. And God bless them."
"We're all fugitives."
"Horses**t!"
"I didn't know they were stacking s**t that high."
"Hey, quit with the negative waves!"
"Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to hit on girls!"
"That's a goddamn outrage!"
"I'm a human!"
"I hope they are as strong as they smell."
"Hey, what's this lying around sh**?"
"You guys playing cards?"
"I'm gonna start drinking heavily."
"Don't you know anything about boys?"
"Excuse me. I happened to be passing."
"Dean Wormer, I got your message."
"You have exactly 30 minutes to vacate the premises."
"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet?"
In the grand tapestry of life, moments of laughter and camaraderie are woven alongside trials and triumphs, creating a vibrant mosaic of memories that shape our journey. As we navigate the twists and turns of existence, it becomes evident that the bonds forged in laughter are often the strongest. Just as the misfit fraternity in "Animal House" discovered, it is through shared laughter and outrageous escapades that true friendships are solidified, standing the test of time and adversity.
