610+ Home Alone 2 Quotes (2024) Ultimate Collection Inside

In the realm of timeless holiday classics, "Home Alone 2" stands as a beloved treasure that continues to warm the hearts of audiences across generations. This delightful sequel takes us on another whirlwind adventure with Kevin McCallister as he once again finds himself navigating the bustling streets of New York City, armed with nothing but his wits and resourcefulness. Amidst the holiday cheer and comedic antics, "Home Alone 2 Quotes" emerge as enduring nuggets of wisdom, reminding us of the true spirit of the season and the importance of family, friendship, and finding our way back home.

Home Alone 2 Quotes (2024)

Step into the whimsical world of "Home Alone 2" and relive the hilarious escapades of Kevin McCallister as he takes on the Big Apple with his signature charm and resourcefulness. Within the heart of this holiday classic lies a treasure trove of memorable quotes that have etched themselves into the fabric of our holiday traditions. These "Home Alone 2 Quotes" capture the essence of the film, offering laughter, warmth, and the timeless message that home is where the heart truly belongs.

• "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"
• "I'm up here all alone, just for you."
• "You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas."
• "Bird lady, you are not alone."
• "To a great Christmas, you filthy animal!"
• "This is my house; I have to defend it."
• "It's Christmas, the season of perpetual hope."
• "If you ever get scared, just turn to a stranger and smile."
• "You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid."
• "It's Christmas Eve, and we're going to be together."
• "That's the thing about the holidays: no matter where you are, you're home."
• "Remember, no matter what happens, I'll always love you."
• "This is it, don't get scared now."
• "It's just Christmas, a time for friends and family."
• "Two scoops, sir?"
• "This is the great Duncan's Toy Chest."
• "Excuse me, but what day is it?"
• "When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates."
• "I'm just a kid, and I know that's nuts."
• "It's Christmas, and we're all in misery."
• "Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."
• "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner."
• "I hope you have a safe flight, and enjoy your stay."
• "You have to want to be independent in order to be independent."
• "I'm not afraid anymore."
• "In the future, if you see me somewhere, don't come talk to me."
• "We did it again!"
• "Kevin, you're such a disease."
• "Bless this house and the McCallister family."
• "You're always after me, and now you're after my son!"
• "Come back, you big horse's ass!"
• "I've got the credit card."
• "A lovely cheese pizza, just for me."
• "Mom, it's Kevin!"
• "You can't be too careful on the streets of New York."
• "You can say hello when you see me."
• "Give it to me, you little trout sniffer."
• "Do you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?"
• "This is a load of crock!"
• "You think I'd be dumb enough to let you break into my store?"

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• "I'm too old for that kind of talk."
• "I think you're confusing me with someone else."
• "Just stay out of my way, you little creeps, or I'll pump your guts full of lead!"
• "It's not my house, and I'm not welcome."
• "Kevin, you spent $967 on room service?"
• "But you know, Kevin, you're what the French call 'les incompétents.'"
• "You got a kid in there, a kid?"
• "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!"
• "There's a lot of things we don't know about each other."
• "You wanna talk to me?"
• "I could use a little peace and quiet."
• "Ma'am, you should have seen that! It was glorious!"
• "I knew I'd find you!"
• "Oh, I'm sorry, was that your pizza?"
• "Bird lady, you're beautiful."
• "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"
• "You know I'm no good at this stuff."
• "Kevin, you're home alone?"
• "Did anyone order me a plain cheese?"
• "You're not at the Plaza Hotel."
• "You're as creepy as a snake in the grass."
• "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
• "You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?"
• "Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You'd better come out and pound me."
• "I'm not afraid anymore!"
• "Credit card, you got it!"
• "Bird Lady, you're a lifesaver."
• "Can you direct me to the lobby?"
• "My turtle doves!"
• "You're what the French call 'les incompetents.'"
• "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
• "I did it again."
• "The lobby's that way, sir."
• "It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff."
• "I have a very big favor to ask of you."
• "Kevin, you're such a disease!"
• "Do you know where the lobby is?"
• "Peter, you better not wreck my trip, you hear me?"
• "I'm down here, you horse's ass!"
• "Have you ever been to Florida?"
• "Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
• "Merry Christmas, little fella!"
• "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
• "The city of New York salutes you."
• "I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas."

• "You spent $967 on room service?!"
• "I could get used to this."
• "Does this toothbrush have an 'X' on it?"
• "Buzz, your girlfriend is lovely!"
• "A lovely cheese pizza just for me."
• "I'm upstairs, dummy."
• "Give it to me; I'll throw it away."
• "A lot of kids are afraid of the dark."
• "Come and get me!"
• "The lobby's that way!"
• "This is extremely important."
• "I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas."
• "What did you do to my room?!"
• "It's always been my dream to stay here."
• "I'm the man of the house."
• "We're the Sticky Bandits now."
• "I have an important message to deliver."
• "Harry, it's our calling card."
• "Dad, it's Christmas Eve."
• "It's me and you, kid."
• "I hope you don't mean the real turtle doves."
• "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale."
• "Mister, mister, mister!"
• "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"
• "It's the 'Duncan's Toy Chest' commercial."
• "You're not at the airport, are you?"
• "I know how you feel."
• "There are thousands of people in this hotel, right? Correct. And if we do that, there's a very good chance we're gonna get caught."
• "I'm lost. Where's the lobby?"
• "I've made my family disappear."
• "It's Christmas time, and your soul is mine!"
• "Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!"
• "I'm looking for my son."
• "If you can't do any better than this, your best shot would be to find a hotel that has a large indoor pool area."
• "Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!"
• "Can I help you?"
• "Ahh! There you are, Kevin!"
• "Hiya, pal. We outta here!"
• "Excuse me, sir. Where's the lobby?"
• "Wow, you're fully packed."
• "Why the hell'd you take your shoes off?"
• "You were here last night too, weren't you?"
• "Kevin, you're what the French call 'les incompetents.'"
• "My dad's at work; he'll be here soon."
• "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"

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As we bid farewell to the mischievous yet lovable Kevin McCallister and his unforgettable adventures, let these quotes be a reminder that the spirit of Christmas and the joy of togetherness are timeless. Whether it's the classic "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal" or the heartwarming "Smile. It's Christmas," these quotes continue to bring smiles to our faces and warmth to our hearts, capturing the essence of a film that has become a cherished part of holiday traditions for generations. So, as you embark on your own holiday season, may "Home Alone 2 Quotes" be the beacon of laughter and love that guides your celebrations, just as they have done for countless others over the years.