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690+ Kuzco's Poison Quotes (2024) The Real Story

In the realm of cinema, some characters and their memorable lines have the power to leave a lasting imprint on our minds and hearts. One such character is Kuzco, the comically arrogant and self-centered emperor from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove." While his journey of transformation from selfishness to humility is central to the film's narrative, it's Kuzco's Poison Quotes that add a unique flavor to his character. In this exploration, we delve into the world of Kuzco's Poison Quotes, unearthing the humor and wisdom that lie beneath their seemingly callous surface.

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Kuzco's Poison Quotes (2024)

Step into the whimsical world of Kuzco, the charismatic yet self-absorbed emperor turned llama, as we unveil a curated collection of unique and cleverly crafted Poison Quotes from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove." These memorable lines not only tickle our funny bones but also offer profound insights into the human condition, self-discovery, and the quirks of life itself.

  • "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."
  • "Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
  • "I can't believe this is happening! Is there any way out of it?"
  • "So, he's got you doing his dirty work now, huh? So much for the 'great and powerful' part."
  • "That's right, I'm talking to a llama."
  • "I can't think of anything to say."
  • "You threw off my groove!"
  • "I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. It's a doozy."
  • "Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"
  • "I could have let you die out there in that jungle, but that's not the way Kuzco rolls."
  • "You're a funny guy, aren't you? I like that in a person."
  • "When you hit the bottom, I'll be there to catch you."
  • "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
  • "What's his name? Uh… Fred?"
  • "Beware the grooooooove."
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "Oh, you're so kind. You're like a sweet, little baby angel."
  • "Well, I really should go."
  • "I have no idea what I'm talking about."
  • "I'm one step away from flipping out, just like you did."
  • "What do you mean, 'no touchy'?"
  • "No, no, no. This isn't about you. This is about me."
  • "You have a long way to go before you become the leader I am."
  • "Look at me and my bad self!"
  • "I'm so happy I could just scream."
  • "What are you doing out here? Why aren't you in the village getting ready for the festival?"
  • "I can feel it. My days as an emperor are numbered."
  • "You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
  • "Oh, come on. It's not that I don't like you. I do. You're a… a nice guy. But…"
  • "I don't care about you, I don't care about your little village, and I don't care about that little flea-ridden village or anything in it."
  • "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?"
  • "This is not your concern. This is my concern. And I'll deal with it. Now get out of my way!"
  • "Uh-uh! No touchy!"
  • "I'm not listening. I'm not listening."
  • "Well, you should have thought of that before you became a… a 'peasant.'"
  • "Don't you see? A llama… he's supposed to be dead!"
  • "This can't be happening to me."
  • "What are you talking about? This isn't helping me. This isn't helping me get my kingdom back!"
  • "Just think. A few more days in the village with us, and you'll be the most popular guy in town. Heck, you might even get your own parade."
  • "I can't let him touch me! I can't let him touch me!"
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  • "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "A llama? He's supposed to be dead! Yeah, weird."
  • "Let me guess, you have a great personality."
  • "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "No touchy! No touchy!"
  • "I'm not listening. La, la, la, la, la."
  • "Oh, right. The poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."
  • "How did you get here before us? How did we, Krunk? Every time I get to the top of the stairs, I forget what I came up here for."
  • "Don't you see the hat? I am officially a llama."
  • "I'm gonna need that building back by the way."
  • "I'm not as dumb as I look."
  • "I don't like it when you spin the table."
  • "Boom, baby! There you go, you got it."
  • "You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • "Yeah, I'm talking to you, funny boy."
  • "Oh, yeah. Uh-huh, I remember. I remember everything."
  • "Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."
  • "This, this is your fault! You made me look bad in front of my temple. My THEME PARK."
  • "I don't believe it, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
  • "So, what's the deal with you always hating on spinach? You like spinach."
  • "Yeah, right. He's not here, is he? How did he find us?"
  • "Why does she even have that lever?"
  • "No, you weren't, Krunk, but thanks for the pep talk."
  • "Wait, what do you mean 'he's not in the bag'?"
  • "Bring it on."
  • "Hey, how 'bout a little gettin' to know ya time?"
  • "Well, I've got news for you, sunshine. That ship has sailed."
  • "Aww, that's cute. And you know, it's funny. The whole 'squeaky-clean image' thing. Ooh, I feel so much better. Got any other ideas?"
  • "No, no, I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year."
  • "Do you have, like, a little… I don't know, a squirrel I could borrow?"
  • "A llama? He's supposed to be dead!"
  • "Oh, right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."
  • "Is that my voice? Is that my voice? Oh well."
  • "I really wish you'd stop talking."
  • "Well, that's kind of an inside joke between me and me."
  • "The peasants are revolting!"
  • "Well, what about you, huma- uh, llama? Yeah, he's not as easy to track as I thought."
  • "Pull the lever, Kronk."
  • "I'm building my summer home."
  • "And why does she even have that lever?"
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  • "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
  • "Yes, I did. A llama! A-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
  • "I'm gonna need that back."
  • "Hahaha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
  • "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
  • "No. It can't be. How did you get back here before us?"
  • "Well, it's not as if I was just going to let you poison me."
  • "It's not about you. It's about me!"
  • "Why do I suddenly have the urge to puke?"
  • "I'm the victim here. I didn't ask to be a llama, and I'm not going to take it lightly."
  • "I'm too young to be this old."
  • "Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever!"
  • "Do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
  • "I'm not a miracle worker; I'm an emperor!"
  • "I'm not bossy; I'm the boss."
  • "Just remember, you're talking to Kuzco now, not that sniveling runt I left behind."
  • "What's his name? Uh… Dave?"
  • "If I wasn't Emperor, I'd be an… actor!"
  • "Oh, don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Yep. Sharp rocks at the bottom. Most likely."
  • "I'm not in the mood. No mood to see you. No mood to humor you. And no mood to entertain you."
  • "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
  • "I'm doing great, thanks for asking. I'm now officially broke and homeless. Anything else you'd like to know?"
  • "It's not the destination; it's the journey."
  • "The real me is so freaked out right now."
  • "I'm not listening, I'm not listening."
  • "What's his problem? He's got a serious problem!"
  • "Just roll with it."
  • "I don't see how that's my problem."
  • "Do you have any idea how many villages I've had to destroy to get my hands on this stuff?"
  • "Why is this happening to me?"
  • "I'm gonna miss this place."
  • "Sorry, I must have gotcha confused with someone who gives a darn."
  • "Tell me the story again, but this time, listen."
  • "Who cares about those guys? They're a dime a dozen. It's all about me."
  • "This isn't your day, is it?"
  • "I am not a happy man."
  • "Is this some kind of joke?"
  • "I don't know, what do you think?"
  • "Don't you see the hat? I am officially an L.L."
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As we bid adieu to this whimsical journey through "Kuzco's Poison Quotes," it's clear that beneath the humor and sarcasm lies a valuable lesson about the human experience. These quotes serve as a reminder that we, too, can find humor in life's quirks, embrace change, and embark on our own quests for personal transformation. So, whether we're pondering the lever we shouldn't pull or navigating the sharp rocks at the bottom of life's waterfalls, "Kuzco's Poison Quotes" encourage us to keep our sense of humor and open our hearts to the unexpected twists and turns that make the journey all the more exhilarating.

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