920+ Milton's Quotes From Office Space (2024) Classic Clapbacks

In the world of workplace comedy, few films have left as lasting an impact as "Office Space." Mike Judge's cult classic film, released in 1999, not only provided audiences with uproarious laughter but also served as a poignant commentary on the absurdities of corporate culture. At the heart of this hilarious journey through the mundane and often surreal world of office life are Milton Waddams and his unforgettable quotes. As we delve into the realm of memorable movie lines, "Milton's Quotes From Office Space" stands as a testament to the film's enduring relevance and the universal frustrations that many of us have experienced in the workplace.

Milton's Quotes From Office Space (2024)

Step into the uproarious world of "Office Space" and relish in the comedic brilliance of Milton Waddams through this collection of unique and unforgettable quotes:

• "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."
• "I was told there would be cake."
• "I could set the building on fire."
• "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and…"
• "If I don't have my stapler, I'll set the building on fire."
• "It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports."
• "I have people skills!"
• "I believe you have my stapler."
• "I was told I could listen to music at a reasonable volume."
• "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are."
• "I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there."
• "I'm not going to be ignored, Dan."
• "I was told there'd be more flair."
• "No, not again. Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"
• "This is my stapler."
• "Well, I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything."
• "That's the kind of question only a bozo asks."
• "I think you should be careful about losing your temper."
• "I can't find my red stapler."
• "I could burn the building down."
• "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
• "I was told I'd be working in the basement."
• "Is there any way you could just pretend that I'm not here?"
• "I'm gonna need those TPS reports… ASAP."
• "I'm just not sure about my TPS reports."
• "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday."
• "They moved my desk again."
• "I believe you have my stapler, it's a red Swingline."
• "I can't find my red stapler anywhere."
• "I'll burn this place to the ground."
• "Did you get the memo?"
• "I don't like my job, and I don't think I'll go anymore."
• "I could set the building on fire, that's not a problem."
• "No, I don't have a 'case of the Mondays.'"
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I have a dental appointment."
• "I can't find my stapler; it's like it vanished."
• "They took my stapler, and they moved me again."
• "I was told there'd be no stapler issues."
• "I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people."
• "I could set the building on fire and roast marshmallows."

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• "I'll need you to move your desk again."
• "I need my stapler back; it's a matter of principle."
• "I was promised a corner office."
• "I can't find my red stapler, and it's making me crazy."
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I'm not happy about it."
• "I need my stapler to be returned immediately."
• "They moved my desk near the bathroom."
• "I have a problem with my desk; it's too close to the wall."
• "I'll need you to work this weekend."
• "I was told there'd be no more desk moving."
• "I could set the building on fire and start fresh."
• "I'll need you to redo those TPS reports."
• "I can't find my stapler, and I'm getting frustrated."
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I want it back."
• "I need my red stapler; it's the only one I use."
• "I was promised a window office, not a basement."
• "I can't find my stapler, and I've had enough."
• "I'll need you to attend another pointless meeting."
• "I was told there'd be no more changes to my desk."
• "I could set the building on fire, and no one would notice."
• "I'll need you to come in on Sunday as well."
• "I can't find my stapler, and it's ruining my day."
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I'm not amused."
• "I need my stapler for my important work."
• "I was promised a new chair; this one is broken."
• "I can't find my red stapler, and it's driving me mad."
• "I'll need you to fill out these forms in triplicate."
• "I was told there'd be no more disruptions."
• "I could set the building on fire, and it would be an improvement."
• "I'll need you to redo your entire project."
• "I can't find my stapler, and it's ruining my productivity."
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I demand its return."
• "I need my stapler; it's my lucky charm."
• "I was promised a bigger desk; this one is tiny."
• "I can't find my red Swingline stapler, and it's infuriating."
• "I'll need you to come in on Sunday morning."
• "I was told there'd be no more office shuffling."
• "I could set the building on fire, and it would be a relief."
• "I'll need you to stay late every night this week."
• "I can't find my stapler, and I'm at my wit's end."

• "I believe you have my stapler, and I want it now."
• "I need my red Swingline stapler returned immediately."
• "I was promised a promotion, not more paperwork."
• "I can't find my stapler, and it's infuriating."
• "I'll need you to redo all of last week's work."
• "I was told there'd be no more changes to my desk setup."
• "I could set the building on fire, and it would be a blessing."
• "I'll need you to work through the weekend."
• "I can't find my stapler, and it's driving me crazy."
• "I believe you have my stapler, and I'm not pleased."
• "I was promised a new chair, and this one is falling apart."
• "I can't find my red stapler, and it's making me anxious."
• "I was told there'd be no more office reshuffling."
• "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
• "I'm going to set the building on fire."
• "This is my Swingline stapler."
• "I'll burn this place down."
• "You can't move my desk again."
• "If they take my stapler, then I'll set the building on fire."
• "I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting."
• "My red stapler was here."
• "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
• "The building's going to burn down."
• "Is it safe to drink this coffee?"
• "Excuse me, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."
• "I can't believe they've moved my desk again."
• "I was promised cake."
• "It's my stapler, and I'll take it with me when I leave."
• "I could set the place on fire."
• "I'm not crazy; it's the building that's crazy."
• "I'd like to keep my red stapler."
• "I don't want to work here anymore."
• "I need my stapler to be happy."
• "I'm going to burn this office down."
• "Is it possible for me to get my red stapler back?"
• "I don't want to lose my stapler."
• "I have a stapler; therefore, I have a purpose."
• "Can I have my stapler back, please?"
• "You don't need to move my desk anymore."
• "I don't want to burn the building down."
• "I just want my stapler."
• "I'll take my stapler and go."
• "I can't find my stapler."
• "I'll take my stapler with me."
• "My stapler is my only friend."
• "I'll be taking my stapler with me when I leave."
• "My stapler makes me feel whole."
• "Can I please have my red stapler?"
• "I'm going to need my stapler back now."
• "I don't think I could live without my stapler."
• "My stapler is the only thing that keeps me going."
• "I can't work without my stapler."
• "I don't want to set anything on fire."
• "I just want my stapler back."
• "I'll need my stapler to be happy again."

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In the world of workplace comedy, "Office Space" remains a timeless gem that effortlessly captures the absurdity and frustrations of corporate life. At the heart of this hilariously satirical film is the unforgettable character of Milton Waddams, whose penchant for humorous yet exasperated one-liners has solidified his place in cinematic history. "Milton's Quotes From Office Space" are more than just witty lines; they are a reflection of the universal experiences many have encountered in the modern office landscape.