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890+ Quotes From Stripes Movie (2024) Hilarious Highlights

Embarking on a journey into the world of comedy and camaraderie, we invite you to join us as we explore the hilariously memorable "Quotes From Stripes Movie." This classic comedy film has etched its name into the annals of cinematic history, captivating audiences with its irreverent humor and unforgettable one-liners. Within its witty dialogue and comedic antics, "Stripes Movie" offers a treasure trove of quotes that have stood the test of time, resonating with humor enthusiasts and movie buffs alike.

In this journey, we'll delve into the quotes that have become synonymous with the film, offering a glimpse into the zany world of misadventures, camaraderie, and the audacious spirit that defines "Stripes Movie." So, fasten your seatbelts as we prepare to revel in the hilarity that this comedy classic has to offer.

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Quotes From Stripes Movie (2024)

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud journey into the comedic genius of "Stripes Movie." These quotes from the film are not just witty one-liners; they are the essence of the irreverent and uproarious spirit that makes this classic comedy an enduring favorite.

  • "That's the fact, Jack!"
  • "Lighten up, Francis."
  • "We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A,' huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw 'Old Yeller?' Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?"
  • "Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?"
  • "I'm talking about something important, like discipline and duty and honor and courage. And you ain't got none of it!"
  • "You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!"
  • "I got my TOG. My trade of guarantee. And I don't want to hear another word about it!"
  • "You see me doing any praying? Huh? Every time I pray, I break out in handcuffs!"
  • "I've lost my place."
  • "Are you crazy, man? Are you insane?"
  • "You still got your health."
  • "Don't touch that gun, man! Don't even touch it!"
  • "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
  • "That's a fact, Jack!"
  • "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual."
  • "My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes."
  • "You're all a bunch of [expletive]!"
  • "You're a real comedian, aren't you, Monty?"
  • "I don't know, but I've been told, Eskimo [expletive] is mighty cold."
  • "We're in Italy. The land of a thousand sauces."
  • "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
  • "Who wants to have fun with the captain?"
  • "I want to party with you, cowboy."
  • "This is the basic unit of the modern army. That's right, the same one that had the back-to-back world champions in the international military tattoo."
  • "Do you have any tattoos?"
  • "You might want to pull out of that dive, sir."
  • "That was a real bomb, ladies and gentlemen."
  • "John, do you think I'm officer material?"
  • "Lean and mean!"
  • "He's not drunk. He's emotionally disturbed."
  • "Is this the men's room?"
  • "You'll always be a loser."
  • "I wanna dip my [expletive] in it!"
  • "We don't need to be babysat."
  • "I'm not kidding. I've been watching a lot of television lately, and I have this feeling something awful's gonna happen to me."
  • "A hundred bucks says he hits the pad first."
  • "You better shut up before I start talking to you."
  • "That's a fact, Jack."
  • "I told you. I'm psychic, and I can tell when somebody's been [expletive] with."
  • "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
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  • "You're all a bunch of [expletive]."
  • "I just don't think I'm cut out for this line of work."
  • "I want to dip my [expletive] in it!"
  • "Who hit the pad first? You or me?"
  • "You're not drunk. You're emotionally disturbed."
  • "We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A,' huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world."
  • "We're all in this together!"
  • "You can't go. All the plants are gonna die."
  • "Let's do it."
  • "Sir, I have to sleep with that guy."
  • "Man, I gotta have some booze."
  • "Russell, have you ever been to dismembered?"
  • "It's a fact, Jack!"
  • "You're a lean, mean, fighting machine."
  • "Light 'em up!"
  • "Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?"
  • "And then depression set in."
  • "You're on the right track."
  • "I think we got a winner."
  • "Sir, we're all very different people."
  • "You're nuts."
  • "You should've seen the toast."
  • "I'm a free spirit. You're gonna have to trap me."
  • "No one's gonna tell me when to go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed when I wanna go to bed."
  • "Why don't you just pull up a car and park it?"
  • "We could still let her go."
  • "You should see me do the 'Weird Uncle.'"
  • "Doo-da, doo-da."
  • "We must unite."
  • "They won't let me take my bar."
  • "I'm very upset about this."
  • "Where's your drill sergeant, men?"
  • "It's top secret. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
  • "What the hell are we supposed to do, man?"
  • "You don't lose it. If you keep it up, you're gonna lose it."
  • "How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"
  • "I'm telling you, it's a whole other army out there."
  • "War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one."
  • "I need more guys."
  • "We've been looking for a savior… and instead, we found a little boy."
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  • "You're gonna pay a disobedience fee of $10,000!"
  • "I'll come back later."
  • "We're on a mission from God."
  • "I'm doing what I can to keep this family together, man."
  • "We're Americans, with a capital 'A,' huh?"
  • "What kind of training, sir?"
  • "I'm sorry, we don't have any coffee. We're all out of coffee."
  • "You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."
  • "We're not Spartans."
  • "We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A,' huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse."
  • "Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya."
  • "You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!"
  • "Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol."
  • "We've been looking for a savior… and instead, we found a little boy."
  • "I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, 'Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.'"
  • "There's a car… in the dining room!"
  • "What's the matter, soldier? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth?"
  • "We're Americans. We're mutts! Here, you're all equally worthless."
  • "You're a madman. When you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow, I had to send two search parties to catch you. You've got to be crazy to be in the Army. Who else would want to be a soldier?"
  • "Your friend's a worm! How do you think I feel about it?"
  • "Man, you can't do anything with the right-hand point of view!"
  • "Keep it up, guy, and you're gonna be on this bus to the nut house, and we'll be in a padded cell! Padded cell!"
  • "Sergeant Hulka's dead. He's history. You're out of this outfit. Out of the Army. Out of the country. Out of your freakin' mind! Addios… amigos."
  • "Just give me something without a whole lot of sugar in it, okay?"
  • "You don't like me because I'm gonna get promoted, and you're not."
  • "All right, you take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
  • "Hey, anything you want to tell me about? Anything you want to say? Just give me the word, okay? Just tell me, and I'll throw a net over him."
  • "There's something wrong with us! Something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us!"
  • "I wanna tell you about my food."
  • "Doesn't this happen to every guy sooner or later?"
  • "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"
  • "He's not kidding."
  • "You know, the Army's not gonna let you come back with a name like 'Francis.' You know what they're gonna do to you? They're gonna call you 'Frank.'"
  • "Oh, my God, we're doomed!"
  • "I'm gonna get outta here. I'm gonna get on that bus, and I'm gonna come back to the world. I'm gonna have a nice, cold beer in a bar."
  • "Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
  • "Remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
  • "Out of my way, Tobin, or I swear I'm gonna rip your heart out and eat it, raw."
  • "We're all gonna die. All gonna die. All gonna die."
  • "You don't like me because I'm gonna get promoted, and you're not."
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As we conclude our journey through the world of comedy and camaraderie, we can't help but appreciate the uproarious moments and iconic one-liners that "Quotes From Stripes Movie" have brought to our screens. This classic comedy film has not only entertained us but also left an indelible mark on the realm of cinematic humor. From the unforgettable quips of John Winger to the zany adventures of misfit soldiers, these quotes have continued to tickle our funny bones and remind us of the timeless appeal of irreverent comedy.

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