820+ Rush Hour Quotes (2024) Funniest Lines

In the world of action-packed comedy films, few have achieved the iconic status and enduring popularity of the "Rush Hour" franchise. These movies, starring the dynamic duo of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, blend heart-pounding action with side-splitting humor, creating an unforgettable cinematic experience. As we delve into the realm of "Rush Hour quotes," we're transported back to the moments that had us on the edge of our seats and in fits of laughter.

Rush Hour Quotes (2024)

Get ready to revisit the fast-paced world of "Rush Hour" with these memorable quotes that blend action and humor in a perfect cinematic mix. From the iconic banter between Jackie Chan's Detective Inspector Lee and Chris Tucker's Detective James Carter to the unforgettable one-liners, these quotes capture the essence of this beloved film franchise.

• "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
• "I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito."
• "I don't want no trouble. Just want some money."
• "Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new 'Do whatever he says' card."
• "We can hang out, but you gotta listen to the master."
• "This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."
• "Never touch a black man's radio, boy!"
• "Carter, this is China! These aren't your neighbors!"
• "I'm two seconds away from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm."
• "You owe me a copy of 'War and Peace.'"
• "Now, what do you say if someone asks if you can fight? You say, 'No, but I can take a punch.'"
• "I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this. I could have stayed in L.A. for this."
• "Tall, dark, and don't speak any English. Nice."
• "Hey, Lee! I just found a box of doughnuts! Want one?"
• "Why don't you go get yourself a nice, sensible hobby like knitting?"
• "You're not supposed to be out here. We're on vacation."
• "We're not on vacation. We're on a case!"
• "Damn, man, you can't just go waving that badge around. I mean, that's a federal offense!"
• "I know I'm pretty. But I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."
• "You are now entering the world of Lee."
• "Don't move! You're surrounded!"
• "Man, I can't get jiggy with this s**t!"
• "Lee, let me tell you how things work around here. The closer you are to Chinatown, the more you pay."
• "Don't touch my radio!"
• "Tell me you didn't find that in your fortune cookie!"
• "This is the United States of James Carter, man. I ain't gonna let no cops stop me from winning."
• "I ain't gonna do your dirty work, man!"
• "Maybe we should take the stairs."
• "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
• "You're not gonna get away with this, Lee!"

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• "Lee, you a bad, bad man!"
• "Lee, you almost got me killed... twice!"
• "I should've been a mailman."
• "No, you should've been a boxer. You got the ears for it."
• "Follow the rich white man."
• "Now, you look here, I can't go up in the rich white man's house without a warrant."
• "Do you believe in 'Do Not Resuscitate?'"
• "Lee, if you don't sit your Bruce Lee-looking ass down..."
• "Lee, get your tall a** out of there!"
• "I don't need no partner. I don't need a backup. And I damn sure don't need no woman!"
• "Lee, we need to get you some black friends."
• "You know, you're really not as bad as they say you are."
• "Damn, Lee! What's wrong with you?"
• "You better slow that Cadillac down, boy!"
• "Don't make me kick your ass!"
• "You gonna make me shoot you, man?"
• "You owe me 50 bucks for this shirt, man."
• "Man, we can't just run around the streets with this dead black man in the trunk."
• "You a martial artist, man! How you gonna let him grab your gun, man?"
• "Why are you always such an asshole, man?"
• "What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?"
• "Lee, you gotta be hungry, man. You got any money?"
• "Do you ever think before you speak?"
• "I got a little somethin'-somethin'' for you, Lee. I call it the 'Happy Ending.'"
• "You must never touch a black man's radio, boy!"
• "Man, you're the biggest damn cop I've ever seen!"
• "Why don't you go get yourself a nice, sensible hobby like knitting?"
• "Now, this is what I'm talkin' about. A little Kung Pao Chicken."
• "You ain't gonna believe this, man. There was a karaoke machine in the trunk."
• "It's like Bruce Lee's in the room."

• "You're late. You're lucky we're not dead."
• "Man, I ain't fighting no more. From now on, I'm a runnin'!"
• "You the brother? The one that talked to her?"
• "I know karate. I know jujitsu. I drive like a gangster."
• "Man, I'm 'bout to beat your a** like a Cherokee drum."
• "Your daddy was killed in the line of duty, wasn't he?"
• "Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth?"
• "I don't know karate, but I know 'car-azy'!"
• "I've been in LA for three weeks now. I have the right to call it home."
• "Now, I know you must be used to this, but I don't like it."
• "I don't get this, man. We're a thousand miles from the nearest ocean."
• "Hey, I'm a Federal man. Where's the Chinese food around here?"
• "I've been kidnapped by a 6-foot turkey."
• "You ain't gonna believe this, man. There was a karaoke machine in the trunk."
• "Man, I ain't fightin' no more. From now on, I'm runnin'!"
• "You the brother? The one that talked to her?"
• "I know karate. I know jujitsu. I drive like a gangster."
• "Man, I'm 'bout to beat your a** like a Cherokee drum."
• "Your daddy was killed in the line of duty, wasn't he?"
• "Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth?"
• "I don't know karate, but I know 'car-azy'!"
• "I've been in LA for three weeks now. I have the right to call it home."
• "Now, I know you must be used to this, but I don't like it."
• "I don't get this, man. We're a thousand miles from the nearest ocean."
• "Hey, I'm a Federal man. Where's the Chinese food around here?"
• "I've been kidnapped by a 6-foot turkey."
• "Goddamn, man! Don't do that s**t. You make me nervous."
• "Isabella, take your white ass home!"
• "That's right, Lee. You gettin' the hang of it. A little stanky leg!"
• "Hey, Carter, don't you ever touch a black man's radio, man!"

• "You can't smoke in here. It's against the law."
• "Man, don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy!"
• "I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor. I ain't your friend. I ain't your damn-"
• "I need to borrow some money. This is the law."
• "What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?"
• "I can't believe it. A black man can't have no peace!"
• "I swear, I'ma slap the taste out your mouth."
• "Lee, you almost got me killed... twice!"
• "Lee, get your tall a** out of there!"
• "I don't need no partner. I don't need a backup. And I damn sure don't need no woman!"
• "Lee, we need to get you some black friends."
• "You know, you're really not as bad as they say you are."
• "Damn, Lee! What's wrong with you?"
• "You better slow that Cadillac down, boy!"
• "Don't make me kick your ass!"
• "You gonna make me shoot you, man?"
• "You owe me 50 bucks for this shirt, man."
• "Man, we can't just run around the streets with this dead black man in the trunk."
• "You a martial artist, man! How you gonna let him grab your gun, man?"
• "Why are you always such an asshole, man?"

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In conclusion, "Rush Hour quotes" take us on a wild ride through the world of action-comedy, reminding us of the iconic banter between Detective Inspector Lee and Detective James Carter. These quotes are a testament to the humor and chemistry that made the "Rush Hour" films so beloved by audiences worldwide.

From memorable one-liners to hilarious exchanges, these quotes continue to entertain and bring a smile to our faces. Just remember, "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"